June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.
First posts releasing February 15, 2019.
Coming in real time, February 15 to June 15, 2019
Susan’s Writing Cure is a stupid name for a blog
This sucks, I suck, the whole world sucks
But seriously, how could he be so stupid?
How could I be so stupid?
Breasts are also stupid
So Christmas sucked
You: I’m confused.
Jane: This is the table of contents from Cherry Pie Cure. It will be hyperlinked to the posts as they go live. Or, you can just buy the book and read it all in one go. That’s allowed: http://books2read.com/CherryPieCure
Marcella sucks and I’m a pathetic blob of goo
I guess I’m not dealing very well
This one is about trying not to ruin Christmas, and meeting Nika
I miss my kids
Well, I don’t ruin Christmas Eve
So I ruined Christmas
Actually, John ruined Christmas
No, I ruined Christmas
This is just awful… why am I reliving this?
And then… everyone left
Alone, alone, alone
I love Marcella, and I love cigarettes, and I miss my cigarettes, and I am a whiny over-the-hill middle-aged frump
My babies are coming home!
I have a bit of a breakdown in Safeway
You: But what’s this book about?
Jane: What else? True love…
I have been a baking machine
As I’ve said, I’ve been baking
I don’t think I can do this
He wasn’t there
I went back again this afternoon
He was there!
My mother-in-law wants to medicate me, and maybe she’s right
Marcella’s hideous vibrator
Tyler’s home and I’m a terrible role model
I am probably insane
Like a troll doll or a muppet, but worse
Birdwatching and Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs
Christmas sucks and I’m not that crazy about Easter either but I’m getting used to the Rabbit
I’m so embarrassed
The house is empty again, but… He. Loved. My. Pie!!!
My small small life
So, I purged
I’m stupid and sad, but also grateful
Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation
Also, just to be clear, divorce screws up your kids even if they’re all grown up
OMG OMG OMG
It’s a Nowruz miracle!
OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG
So I had to change everyone’s names
I went shopping, not at Safeway
Maybe men are dicks
You will never believe this…
This is true: my husband has a very small penis
OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say
The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes
I went shopping… for clothes
Chicken soup fixes everything (almost)
Do you think he loves me?
Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news
The good news is he’s much older than my sons
Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way
But boring is better than complicated
Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil
I did it
Sex makes everything better
I’m lame but I’m doing this anyway
Doing the right thing
No no no no no no no no
All John’s fault
I don’t understand
I will never wish for a text again
It didn’t work
The troops are here
He doesn’t work here anymore
Nika says I have to tell you
Courage from Georgia
The place where pride ends
Kind of sappy, but I love you all
All the things
SOME EXTRAS from mjanecolette.com
Afterword: how a story is born
Bonus: The shy girl’s guide to sexting
About the author
OMFG, I CAN’T WAIT!
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