June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.
First posts releasing February 15, 2019.
Coming in real time, February 15 to June 15, 2019
You: I’m confused.
Jane: This is the table of contents from Cherry Pie Cure. It will be hyperlinked to the posts as they go live. Or, you can just buy the book and read it all in one go. That’s allowed: http://books2read.com/CherryPieCure
You: But what’s this book about?
Jane: What else? True love…
Also, just to be clear, divorce screws up your kids even if they’re all grown up
OMG OMG OMG
It’s a Nowruz miracle!
OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG
So I had to change everyone’s names
I went shopping, not at Safeway
Maybe men are dicks
You will never believe this…
This is true: my husband has a very small penis
OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say
The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes
I went shopping… for clothes
Chicken soup fixes everything (almost)
Do you think he loves me?
Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news
The good news is he’s much older than my sons
Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way
But boring is better than complicated
Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil
I did it
Sex makes everything better
I’m lame but I’m doing this anyway
Doing the right thing
No no no no no no no no
All John’s fault
I don’t understand
I will never wish for a text again
It didn’t work
The troops are here
He doesn’t work here anymore
Nika says I have to tell you
Courage from Georgia
The place where pride ends
Kind of sappy, but I love you all
All the things
SOME EXTRAS from mjanecolette.com
OMFG, I CAN’T WAIT!
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