June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.
First posts releasing February 15, 2019.
Coming in real time, February 15 to June 15, 2019
Susan’s Writing Cure is a stupid name for a blog
This sucks, I suck, the whole world sucks
But seriously, how could he be so stupid?
You: I’m confused.
Jane: This is the table of contents from Cherry Pie Cure. It will be hyperlinked to the posts as they go live. Or, you can just buy the book and read it all in one go. That’s allowed: http://books2read.com/CherryPieCure
Marcella sucks and I’m a pathetic blob of goo
I guess I’m not dealing very well
This one is about trying not to ruin Christmas, and meeting Nika
Well, I don’t ruin Christmas Eve
Actually, John ruined Christmas
This is just awful… why am I reliving this?
I have a bit of a breakdown in Safeway
You: But what’s this book about?
Jane: What else? True love…
As I’ve said, I’ve been baking
I went back again this afternoon
My mother-in-law wants to medicate me, and maybe she’s right
Tyler’s home and I’m a terrible role model
Like a troll doll or a muppet, but worse
Birdwatching and Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs
Christmas sucks and I’m not that crazy about Easter either but I’m getting used to the Rabbit
The house is empty again, but… He. Loved. My. Pie!!!
I’m stupid and sad, but also grateful
Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation
Also, just to be clear, divorce screws up your kids even if they’re all grown up
So I had to change everyone’s names
I went shopping, not at Safeway
This is true: my husband has a very small penis
OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say
Chicken soup fixes everything (almost)
Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news
The good news is he’s much older than my sons
Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way
But boring is better than complicated
Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil
I’m lame but I’m doing this anyway
I will never wish for a text again
Kind of sappy, but I love you all
SOME EXTRAS from mjanecolette.com
Afterword: how a story is born
Bonus: Try
Bonus: The shy girl’s guide to sexting
OMFG, I CAN’T WAIT!
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Ok, so I haven’t checked my email in a while and tonight I can’t sleep so started to get through my inbox.
I started reading this story at “Tyler’s home and im a terrible role model”. Read the comments, needed to know the backstory, so read the whole thing backwards from there. THE WHOLE TIME thinking this was a real bloody blog!!!!!!
Shame on me, cudos to YOU mjanecolette!!! You’ve got me hooked, feeling all the feelings for Susan! Now I’m having mixed feelings that this is not a true story about you. Happy that you aren’t Susan, slightly stupid for being so easily duped, and eager for more story.
Can’t wait to read the rest.
I met you at WWC 2018 🙂 and I’m gearing up to start my own smutty story website.
Cheers
❤ ❤ ❤ 🙂
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I LOVED THE SMELL OF A PAPERBACK!!1