I am probably insane #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 11 at 9:45 pm / uncategorized / 21 comments

I spent the whole day wanting to go to Safeway for more baking supplies. But I didn’t. I made do with what I had at home.

Tyler slept half the day and ate the other half, and then tried to convince me to go clubbing with him.

Could you imagine? Me? In a night club? With my son?

Dancing?

I baked instead.

Thought about going to Safeway about sixteen dozen times.

Baked.

Tyler’s right.

I am sublimating.

Oh. I did put batteries in the vibrator. And turned it on. Oh-my-god.

It’s like a Turbo jet.

A. No way can I use that with my kids in the house.

B. No way is that coming anywhere near my private parts.

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21 comments on I am probably insane:

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Pussy, pussy, pussy, it’s called a pussy. Or, in certain circumstances, a cunt.

susan-oh-susan: I told you before, don’t use that word on my blog.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: What word?

susan-oh-susan: C… you know what I mean.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Phttttpt.

susan-oh-susan: I’m not that crazy about the P word either.

sugar&spice76: Pussy’s nice. Just listen to it. Purrr. The other… it is not a nice word, honey.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: I like it and claim it as my own.

FemmeFataleFun: Me too. It’s a powerful word. But I don’t use it at parties—personal or professional.

mommyshidinginthebathroom3: I’m with Sugar. Gross and negative and yuck.

ilikeherbooty-full: Can I weigh in on this?

BeautifulThingsEveryday: No!

sugar&spice76: Nope.

mommyshidinginthebathroom3: Off limits for you.

susan-oh-susan: I agree with them this time, Jerome.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: His name is Jerome? How do you know his name?

ilikeherbooty-full: What, you think I had her send the cherry pie digitally to ilikeherbooty-fulldotcom? I’m, like, a legitimate, real person. With a street address. And—drum roll—a name. Jerome. Nice to meet you, Cougar.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: You’re a fucking porn blogger!

ilikeherbooty-full: I am not! I have a Tumblr account on which I share pics of shit I like. That’s all.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Susan, did you look at his fucking blog before sending him the pie?

susan-oh-susan: No. And I’m not going to. It doesn’t matter. I sent him pie. Not a picture of my breasts or… you know.

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