Author Archives: mjanecolette

About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

The problem was, I’d never get out of it. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The problem was, I’d never get out of it. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

The problem was, I’d never get out of it. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The problem was, I’d never get out of it. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

Need to heat up your August? Good. I’ve got just the thing: In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing about it… yet. Mostly content. Mildly bored. Suddenly, a text from

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

Need to heat up your August? Good. I’ve got just the thing: In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing about it… yet. Mostly content. Mildly bored. Suddenly, a text from

Belts were so very useful. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Belts were so very useful. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

Belts were so very useful. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Belts were so very useful. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

I was going to worship at that clavicle for weeks. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I was going to worship at that clavicle for weeks. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1:

I was going to worship at that clavicle for weeks. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I was going to worship at that clavicle for weeks. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1:

“Can you think of anything more boring than two virgins having sex?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Can you think of anything more boring than two virgins having sex?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina.

“Can you think of anything more boring than two virgins having sex?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Can you think of anything more boring than two virgins having sex?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina.

“I’ve got two words for you: coconut oil.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “I’ve got two words for you: coconut oil.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

“I’ve got two words for you: coconut oil.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “I’ve got two words for you: coconut oil.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

Backlist Spotlight: A QUEER SUMMER NIGHT IN COWTOWN #LGBTQ #queerlit

As gay as a Western rodeo? You bet. A Queer Summer Night in Cowtown riffs off the urban Stampede YYC plays host to every July, and features 10 hot and cold queer shorts for the 10 days of the Greatest Outdoor Show on

Backlist Spotlight: A QUEER SUMMER NIGHT IN COWTOWN #LGBTQ #queerlit

As gay as a Western rodeo? You bet. A Queer Summer Night in Cowtown riffs off the urban Stampede YYC plays host to every July, and features 10 hot and cold queer shorts for the 10 days of the Greatest Outdoor Show on

But seriously. Why would you pierce that? #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? But seriously. Why would you pierce that? INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

But seriously. Why would you pierce that? #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? But seriously. Why would you pierce that? INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

Backlist Spotlight: SCREW CHOCOLATE 2 #LGBTQ #queerlit

Cool off… no, actually, heat your summer up even more with SCREW CHOCOLATE 2, a collection of 14+2 QUEER valentines from YYC QUEER WRITERS to get you through February 14. It’s a Valentine’s Day project, but, you know… I’m sure

Backlist Spotlight: SCREW CHOCOLATE 2 #LGBTQ #queerlit

Cool off… no, actually, heat your summer up even more with SCREW CHOCOLATE 2, a collection of 14+2 QUEER valentines from YYC QUEER WRITERS to get you through February 14. It’s a Valentine’s Day project, but, you know… I’m sure

He wasn’t big, but he thought he was. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? He wasn’t big, but he thought he was.I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your

He wasn’t big, but he thought he was. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? He wasn’t big, but he thought he was.I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your

Backlist Spotlight: SCREW CHOCOLATE #LGBTQ #queerlit

July is a good time to remind you to check out SCREW CHOCOLATE, a collection of 14 QUEER valentines from YYC QUEER WRITERS to get you through February 14. Yeah, it’s a Valentine’s Day project, but, seriously, when do you

Backlist Spotlight: SCREW CHOCOLATE #LGBTQ #queerlit

July is a good time to remind you to check out SCREW CHOCOLATE, a collection of 14 QUEER valentines from YYC QUEER WRITERS to get you through February 14. Yeah, it’s a Valentine’s Day project, but, seriously, when do you

“How did that get there?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “How did that get there?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

“How did that get there?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “How did that get there?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

Her nipples refused to cooperate. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Her nipples refused to cooperate. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

Her nipples refused to cooperate. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Her nipples refused to cooperate. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

“I always wanted to die doing this.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “I always wanted to die doing this.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

“I always wanted to die doing this.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “I always wanted to die doing this.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

She was going to break him. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? She was going to break him. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

She was going to break him. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? She was going to break him. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

It was the wrong day to not wear panties. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? It was the wrong day to not wear panties. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

It was the wrong day to not wear panties. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? It was the wrong day to not wear panties. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

“Let me put that on you.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Let me put that on you.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

“Let me put that on you.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Let me put that on you.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is

Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

People! It’s the… I’m bad at math… wait… fifth? sixth? It’s the sixth anniversary of the release of my first novel, TELL ME! In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

People! It’s the… I’m bad at math… wait… fifth? sixth? It’s the sixth anniversary of the release of my first novel, TELL ME! In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing

The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.