Author Archives: mjanecolette

About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

She was going to break him. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? She was going to break him. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

She was going to break him. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? She was going to break him. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

It was the wrong day to not wear panties. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? It was the wrong day to not wear panties. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

It was the wrong day to not wear panties. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? It was the wrong day to not wear panties. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

“Let me put that on you.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Let me put that on you.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

“Let me put that on you.” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Let me put that on you.” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2:

Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is

Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? Being on my hands and knees always made me think of scrubbing the kitchen floor. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

People! It’s the… I’m bad at math… wait… fifth? sixth? It’s the sixth anniversary of the release of my first novel, TELL ME! In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing

Backlist Spotlight: TELL ME #hotread #erotica

People! It’s the… I’m bad at math… wait… fifth? sixth? It’s the sixth anniversary of the release of my first novel, TELL ME! In brief: Jane’s a wife, mother, daughter, friend. A couple years shy of 40 but not stressing

The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The shoe didn’t fit, and I wasn’t Cinderella. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

I would never look in a mirror again. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I would never look in a mirror again. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

I would never look in a mirror again. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I would never look in a mirror again. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

“Why, why did you do that?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Why, why, why did you do that?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

“Why, why did you do that?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? “Why, why, why did you do that?” INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day

Cupid in Monte Carlo 3: Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, boys meet and fight, girl freaks out, more stuff happens #cupidinmontecarlo #hotread #menage

So, that time I accidentally wrote a trilogy last year… BUY NOW AMAZON US AMAZON CANADA AMAZON UK AMAZON AUSTRALIA The story, in brief: Andrew crunches numbers and wears a suit by day. By night, he likes to tie his

Cupid in Monte Carlo 3: Boy meets girl, girl meets boy, boys meet and fight, girl freaks out, more stuff happens #cupidinmontecarlo #hotread #menage

So, that time I accidentally wrote a trilogy last year… BUY NOW AMAZON US AMAZON CANADA AMAZON UK AMAZON AUSTRALIA The story, in brief: Andrew crunches numbers and wears a suit by day. By night, he likes to tie his

I licked her earlobe, but I really longed to… #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I licked her earlobe, but I really longed to… INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

I licked her earlobe, but I really longed to… #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I licked her earlobe, but I really longed to… INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5

Cupid in Monte Carlo 2: Girl meets boy, boy meets girl, girl meets girl, everyone hooks up #cupidinmontecarlo #smokinghotread #menage

I can’t believe this was almost a year ago… this, btw, was the novella that I threw to the wolves, because, remember what was happening a year ago in the world? Yeah. Still. It’s a hot hot read. BUY NOW

Cupid in Monte Carlo 2: Girl meets boy, boy meets girl, girl meets girl, everyone hooks up #cupidinmontecarlo #smokinghotread #menage

I can’t believe this was almost a year ago… this, btw, was the novella that I threw to the wolves, because, remember what was happening a year ago in the world? Yeah. Still. It’s a hot hot read. BUY NOW

The coffee tasted like poison. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The coffee tasted like poison. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

The coffee tasted like poison. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The coffee tasted like poison. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes. Day 2: 7

Cupid in Monte Carlo 1: Girl meets girl, girls meet boy, boy gets confused… #cupidinmontecarlo #smokinghotread

One day, ask me to tell you about the time I accidentally wrote a trilogy. Today, just enjoy with the the almost one-year anniversary of the release of CUPID IN MONTE CARLO 1. Martina is an amoral artist who needs

Cupid in Monte Carlo 1: Girl meets girl, girls meet boy, boy gets confused… #cupidinmontecarlo #smokinghotread

One day, ask me to tell you about the time I accidentally wrote a trilogy. Today, just enjoy with the the almost one-year anniversary of the release of CUPID IN MONTE CARLO 1. Martina is an amoral artist who needs

The firefighter wasn’t really that sexy. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? (Today’s writing prompt is totally blasphemous though.) The firefighter wasn’t really that sexy. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build

The firefighter wasn’t really that sexy. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? (Today’s writing prompt is totally blasphemous though.) The firefighter wasn’t really that sexy. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build

Consequences (of defensive adultery) was probably not a good idea for a title… but this is still my favourite book

If you read Rough Draft Confessions, you’ll know that the original title for Consequences was Methadone (long story which I will never, ever share) (well maybe) (one day), which was a terrible title, and then my second title was Defensive

Consequences (of defensive adultery) was probably not a good idea for a title… but this is still my favourite book

If you read Rough Draft Confessions, you’ll know that the original title for Consequences was Methadone (long story which I will never, ever share) (well maybe) (one day), which was a terrible title, and then my second title was Defensive

I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1:

I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? I smashed the tea set to pieces with my shoe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1:

Text Me, Cupid: the story of the one-night stand that lasts 365 days…

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

Text Me, Cupid: the story of the one-night stand that lasts 365 days…

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

The scarf was pink, with a blue fringe. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The scarf was pink, with a blue fringe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

The scarf was pink, with a blue fringe. #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? The scarf was pink, with a blue fringe. INSTRUCTIONS Everyone: Look at the writing prompt. And write. Beginner: Your job is to build stamina. Day 1: 5 minutes.

Cherry Pie Cure: because a good pie CAN cure a broken heart and you know it

This is still my best-selling book, and I STILL have mixed feelings about it. Now, although I could say much about Cherry Pie Cure–how I wrote it (it was insane)–how and why it was nominated for the IBA Next Generation

Cherry Pie Cure: because a good pie CAN cure a broken heart and you know it

This is still my best-selling book, and I STILL have mixed feelings about it. Now, although I could say much about Cherry Pie Cure–how I wrote it (it was insane)–how and why it was nominated for the IBA Next Generation

“I wasn’t going to stab him in the eye with a pencil. Was I?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? (Let’s pretend we didn’t just take a prolonged break. It was tough Pandemic February. And March. But we’re back.) I wasn’t going to stab him in the eye

“I wasn’t going to stab him in the eye with a pencil. Was I?” #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

On Mondays, we write. No matter what. That’s the promise, right, kittens? (Let’s pretend we didn’t just take a prolonged break. It was tough Pandemic February. And March. But we’re back.) I wasn’t going to stab him in the eye