posted by susan-oh-susan / march 5 at 9:45 pm / uncategorized / 13 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts
I have been a baking machine.
- chocolate chip cookies—for Tyler, those are his favourite
- Florentines—for me and Cody, our ultimate indulgence
- macarons, coconut—for Tyler
- macarons, Earl Grey—for me
- macarons, hazelnut—for Cody
- meringues, lemon—for Nika
I had a little bit of coconut left over, but I think macaroons and maracons will be overkill, so I added the coconut to the banana bread. Of which I’ve got two loaves in the oven. Also, I make the best cranberry coffee cake, and I don’t think anyone enjoyed it very much over Christmas because of, well, stuff, so I’m going to go make that now.
13 comments on I have been a baking machine:
BeautifulThingsEveryday: Who gives a fuck? I want to know if you used the vibrator, and also, what the stock boy looks like.
susan-oh-susan: A. I did not use the vibrator. B. I can’t believe you’re asking me this on my blog. Can’t you just text me questions like this? C. I don’t know how to use it! D. Did you look at this thing before you gave it me? It’s huge! And also, hideous! There is no way that thing is going anywhere near my… private parts.
BeautifulThingsEveryday: D. It’s called a pussy. Or, if you prefer, a cunt. D2. It doesn’t go inside you, you idiot. Not all of it. D3. Of course I looked at it. I own two. C. I’d teach you but it might ruin our friendship, so fucking google it. It’s called a Rabbit. B. Ladies, show of hands—who doesn’t have a drawer full of sex toys? A. Use the fucking vibrator while describing the stock boy to us. And make it good, because I’ve already created a really hot fantasy involving him, a jar of cherries, and some produce.
susan-oh-susan: You are a pervert. I had no idea you were such a pervert. Also, don’t use that word on my blog.
sugar&spice76: I don’t have a Rabbit, but I have this amazing egg, and also a Wee-Vibe. Marcella, two Rabbits? Are they really worth it? Cause Susan is right, they are hideous.
mommyshidinginthebathroom3: I have a drawerful. My favourite is this hot pink vibrating dildo from Fun Factory. It’s not so big that you don’t wanna stick it in if that’s what you want to do, but it works best externally. I probably have a more intimate relationship with it than I do with my husband these days. Not that I’m saying that’s a good thing. Susan, here’s a link to a post that’s a really great introduction to sex toys: Sex Toys 101.
FemmeFataleFun: Hey, that’s my post, thanks for sharing! Hi! I’ve been lurking here for the last few days. My list of toys is outrageously long, so I’ll skip it. I host Passion Through Play and Toys Parties, have you heard of us? I can do a remote on-line one for your readers sometime, Susan, if you think they’d be interested.
sugar&spice76: Totally in.
mommyshidinginthebathroom3: Me too.
notayogini: Me three. Hi, Susan. I’ve been reading for a couple of weeks now. I blog at ijustjoinedtheyogacultdotcom. My girlfriend’s going through the exactly same shit you are right now, by the way, and I’ve told her to come read your blog. She’ll never comment, because she’s one of those “The Internet is evil and it’s tracking my every move” people, but she’s reading and she told me how much she relates to what you’re going through. Also, John—total asswipe. Good riddance.
BeautifulThingsEveryday: See, Susan? Don’t be shy. Use the vibrator. And tell us about the boy.
pussym88mainspada: It’s remarkable in support of me to have a web page, which is helpful for my experience. thanks admin
BeautifulThingsEveryday: And turn on your spam filter!
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