TEXT ME, CUPID
A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story
for 21st century ADULTS
who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE
… but want it anyway
by M. JANE COLETTE
Holiday stress has never been this hot
Meet Florence: I’ve done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I’m done with that. Honestly. I’m just looking for some casual sex. All I’m interested in is a one night stand, or several—not all of them with you. Just making it clear that I’m interested in playing with multiple partners. I don’t want to get attached and I don’t want you to get attached.
Meet Will: I’m reeling from a recent divorce and incapable of having a meaningful relationship, possibly even a meaningful conversation. The only upside to my situation is that after fifteen years of monogamy I get to chase all the strange I want.
He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off.
Still—they’re not going to fall in love. They are not.
Not even if this one night stand has 365 days.
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MESSY CHRISTMAS
Text Me Cupid, Episode 1
Scene Index
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M. Jane Colette
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