Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID
A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story
for 21st century ADULTS
who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE
… but want it anyway

by M. JANE COLETTE

AVAILABLE NOW

Holiday stress has never been this hot

Meet Florence: I’ve done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I’m done with that. Honestly. I’m just looking for some casual sex.  All I’m interested in is a one night stand, or several—not all of them with you. Just making it clear that I’m interested in playing with multiple partners. I don’t want to get attached and I don’t want you to get attached.

Meet Will: I’m reeling from a recent divorce and incapable of having a meaningful relationship, possibly even a meaningful conversation. The only upside to my situation is that after fifteen years of monogamy I get to chase all the strange I want.

He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off.

Still—they’re not going to fall in love. They are not.

Not even if this one night stand has 365 days.

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Want a tantalizing taste? You can read all of Messy Christmas for free right on the blog:

MESSY CHRISTMAS
Text Me Cupid, Episode 1
Scene Index
(released Nov 20, 2018-December 22, 2018).

 

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💕 Text Me, Cupid: a steamy holiday romance in four episodes 💕

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Messy Christmas //  Delayed Valentine // Bittersweet Halloween // Saving Christmas

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M. Jane Colette

 💕 YES! MY LIFE NEEDS MORE LOVE LETTERS! 💕

★★★

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and the just released TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown.

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  1. Pingback: Baby, it’s cold outside, and the lyrics are kinda troublesome but the tune is catchy and, consensual sex, anyone? #christmasstory #noirerotica #quickread | m jane colette

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