posted by susan-oh-susan / march 31 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments
John texted me AGAIN to tell me he wants me to meet Jewel.
No, sorry. That Jewel wants to meet me.
I texted Marcella.
She told me to call the lawyer.
“Just do it.”
I called the lawyer. She blathered on about paperwork and filings. I didn’t understand any of it. Possibly I gave her some instructions. I’m not sure.
And I’m not sure what any of this has to do with Jewel.
I don’t want to meet Jewel.
I don’t want to think about John.
I don’t want to get divorced.
Why hasn’t Reza texted me?
7 comments on Maybe men are dicks:
Caspian00XO: Um, I know I’m the new guy everyone just shits on here, but, Susan, has it occurred to you to text him?
susan-oh-susan: Can I do that?
goddessofvictory: Mama Susan, what year do you think this is? 1951? Yes! You can text him! He’s probably sitting at home going, “Why won’t she text me? Was the sex bad? Do I have a small penis?”
susan-oh-susan: He did not have a small penis.
Caspian00XO: All I’m saying is, bitches… I mean chicks… fuck, I mean, women always expect dudes to do all the work. Do you want to see him again? Go to Safeway. Or text him.
susan-oh-susan: I’m too embarrassed to go to Safeway.
Caspian00XO: Then text him.
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