Maybe men are dicks #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 31 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments

John texted me AGAIN to tell me he wants me to meet Jewel.

No, sorry. That Jewel wants to meet me.


I texted Marcella.

She told me to call the lawyer.


“Just do it.”

Thanks, M.

I called the lawyer. She blathered on about paperwork and filings. I didn’t understand any of it. Possibly I gave her some instructions. I’m not sure.

And I’m not sure what any of this has to do with Jewel.

I don’t want to meet Jewel.

I don’t want to think about John.

I don’t want to get divorced.

Why hasn’t Reza texted me?


7 comments on Maybe men are dicks:

Caspian00XO: Um, I know I’m the new guy everyone just shits on here, but, Susan, has it occurred to you to text him?

susan-oh-susan: Can I do that?

goddessofvictory: Mama Susan, what year do you think this is? 1951? Yes! You can text him! He’s probably sitting at home going, “Why won’t she text me? Was the sex bad? Do I have a small penis?”

susan-oh-susan: He did not have a small penis.

Caspian00XO: All I’m saying is, bitches… I mean chicks… fuck, I mean, women always expect dudes to do all the work. Do you want to see him again? Go to Safeway. Or text him.

susan-oh-susan: I’m too embarrassed to go to Safeway.

Caspian00XO: Then text him.

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Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

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