Marcella’s hideous vibrator #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 9 at 10:09 am / uncategorized / 9 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts

Marcella’s hideous vibrator takes about a hundred batteries.

You think I’m exaggerating.

Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a little.

I took all the batteries out of John’s remotes.

And then it turned out that it needs one of those massive quadruple F cell batteries.

So much for Plan A.

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9 comments on Marcella’s hideous vibrator:

BeautifulThingsEveryday: You could, you know, run to Safeway. They sell batteries.

susan-oh-susan: Shut up.

FemmeFataleFun: I can’t believe you bought her a vibe without providing the batteries, Marcella. That was kind of thoughtless.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: I agree. I’ll drop some off on my way home from work.

ilikeherbooty-full: I’d just like to say that I am very, very well hung, and I’ve just been looking at women’s sex toys to try to find this Rabbit thing you’re talking about, and I feel very, very inadequate.

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ilikeherbooty-full: Susan. I fucking love you.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Susan. You didn’t.

ilikeherbooty-full: She did. Sweet Jesus. I no longer care about my inferior penis.

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