THE SHY GIRL’s GUIDE TO SEXTING by M. Jane Colette

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—Hi. 🙂

—I was just thinking about you too.

—Oh, you know. Stuff.

—Maybe… what were you thinking?

—Oh.

—Well… yes, maybe, a little shocked. I didn’t expect you to be so… explicit?

—No, not offended, just…

—Oh.

—Mmmmm.

—No…

—no, really, I can’t type that. I can’t even THINK that!

—Oh…

—Yes.

—I am, I did.

—I really am doing it. Yes.

—Jesus.

—You…

—…are

—…unbelievable…

—Yes.

—Yes, soaked.

—OMFG, your mind…

—I can’t.

—your tongue

—yes, just like that

—right there

—oh fuck

—more

—I want more.

—I can’t…

—I just can’t, I know you think I’m a prude, but I can’t…

—oh… yes…

—please

—mmmmm

—yes, I love it…

—fingers

—two

—four

—no!

—yes…

—I don’t know…

—ok…

—I am…

—I will…

—god…

—one more time…

—yes, like that…

—omfg

—a puddle

—yes…

—thank you?

—THANK YOU

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—ok…

—yes 🙂

—I’m too fucking shy.

—really

—maybe next time?

—mmmmmmm

—oh yes

—K

—me too

—ttyl xo

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M. Jane Colette writes tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for men and women who like their fantasies real. She’s the author of the “is it literature or is it porn” erotic romances Tell Me (2015) and (the) Consequences (of defensive adultery) (coming Spring 2017) and the non-fiction collection of essays on taboo languages and the business of writing, CUNT versus PUSSY (2016). Connect with her at @mjanecolette or TellMe@mjanecolette.com.

text © M. Jane Colette 2017

photography ©  Jennifer Weihmann

used with permission; ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

ABOUT THE PROJECT:

SCREW CHOCOLATE: 14 Queer Valentines To Help You Survive February 14 is a collaborative project by YYC Queer Writers. We get together intermittently to… write. Also, laud our lovers. Commiserate about our exes. Read each other what we wrote. Explain what we want to write. Try to justify why we aren’t writing it. Go home and write it. Come back. Share it… repeat.

TABLE OF CONTENTS  VALENTINES

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NOW UP:

Valentine 1: Mountains & Moments by T

Valentine 2:Karma, in Pronouns by Marzena Czarnecka

Valentine 3: The Long Commute by L. Sara Bysterveld

Valentine 4: It Happens Like This by Dana Stan

Valentine 5: Try by M. Jane Colette

Valentine 6: Sunrise by Brooke Nicholas

Valentine 7: Want by T

Valentine 8: Get The Fuck Up & Love by Dallas Barnes

Valentine 9: Elizabeth by Nola Sarina

Valentine 10: Instructions by PW Zelli

Valentine 11: Unmentionables by Alyssa Linn Palmer

Valentine 12: The Shy Girl’s Guide to Sexting by M. Jane Colette

COMING:

Valentine 13: Delivery by Elisa Kae

Valentine 14: Alter Ego In A Red Tie by Lotis Cervantes

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance Tell Me, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) Consequences (of defensive adultery), and the rom-com (she's versatile) Cherry Pie Cure, as well as the non-fiction collection of essays Rough Draft Confessions: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway. Coming in 2018: Text Me, Cupid, a steamy romance in four episodes. Current WiPs: Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs, All In the Cards, and Un-Valentine. Yes, working on four projects simultaneously is a spectacularly bad idea.

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