I don’t understand #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 22 at 11:00 pm / uncategorized / 12 comments


He won’t return my texts.

He won’t pick up or return my calls.


12 comments on I don’t understand:

ilikeherbooty-full: He’s an alpha male, Susan—I know my kin—and he saw another man touching you. Kissing you. Not just while you were, like, his woman—but while he was in your fucking bed. Waiting for you. He’s pissed.

sugar&spice76: Honey, you need to explain.

susan-oh-susan: How can I? He won’t talk to me! I got John out of the house, and I ran upstairs to find him, and he was gone.

FemmeFataleFun: Well, but texting, calling. You’re texting him right? You can explain by text.

susan-oh-susan: I did, I’m trying! I said, “Reza, I’m so sorry. That was my husband—my ex-husband. I didn’t expect him. He caught me off-guard. I’m sorry.” And then, “Please say something. I need to explain.” And, “Reza, please, please don’t be mad at me.” And more. Entire essays of texts explaining everything that happened, and how he moved to kiss me, but I wasn’t kissing him… and, oh, god, they’re all incoherent, and I just need to get him on the phone…and he won’t text back, and he won’t pick up when I call, and… God.

ilikeherbooty-full: I’d want you dead, Susan.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Fucking seriously? This is your contribution to the conversation?

ilikeherbooty-full: Fucking seriously, Cougar, and you’d better be taking notes. I walk in on another man touching my girl’s booty, and she’s dead to me.

susan-oh-susan: OMG. I want to die.

sugar&spice76: Honey, you need to explain. Just keep on trying.

mommyshidinginthebathroom3: Hugs.

goddessofvictory: Calling you right now…

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.


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