I will never wish for a text again #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 23 at 11:47 pm / uncategorized / 16 comments

He finally wrote back.

“No need to explain. You don’t owe me any explanations. We were just having fun.”


We weren’t.

I wasn’t!

I fucking love him! I love him!

What am I supposed to do?


16 comments on I will never wish for a text again:

ilikeherbooty-full: I’m gonna tell you, Susan, but you’ve got to promise me you’re going to do it.

sugar&spice76: Oh, honey… the biggest, biggest hugs.

susan-oh-susan: Jerome? I’m listening.

Caspian00XO: Make him cherry pie, Susan.

ilikeherbooty-full: WTF, Caz, who asked you?

Caspian00XO: Your cherry pie, Susan. I’m telling you. It’s magic. And it’s like this mega-metaphor for your whole relationship. How you met. How you showed him you’re interested—how you show him you love him.

ilikeherbooty-full: You don’t fucking need to spell it out, we all know. And that’s what I was going to say, and you fucking steal my advice? You horn in on my game with this hen party, and you horn in on my cherry pie deal with Susan, and now you steal my advice? Are you gonna go after my cougar next?

Caspian00XO: Chill, bro! I’m just trying to help!

ilikeherbooty-full: Don’t fucking tell me to chill. I’m pissed.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: A. I am not your cougar. B. This is supposed to be about Susan!

ilikeherbooty-full: See how you immediately assumed I was talking about you? You are so my cougar. Pretty kitty. Fine. Susan—make him cherry pie.

susan-oh-susan: Really?

sugar&spice76: Do it girl.

FemmeFataleFun: Yup.

mommyshidinginthebathroom3: Yappers.

goddessofvictory: Ya.

Find out more: Cherry Pie Cure: Cast of Characters and More

(including fabulous paper)


PS A Table of Contents of the Cherry Pie Cure/Susan’s Writing Cure Blog posts can be found at the Cherry Pie Cure landing page.


Feature image source: https://www.pexels.com/photo/broken-heart-love-sad-14303/

About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

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