posted by susan-oh-susan / may 23 at 11:47 pm / uncategorized / 16 comments
He finally wrote back.
“No need to explain. You don’t owe me any explanations. We were just having fun.”
I fucking love him! I love him!
What am I supposed to do?
16 comments on I will never wish for a text again:
ilikeherbooty-full: I’m gonna tell you, Susan, but you’ve got to promise me you’re going to do it.
sugar&spice76: Oh, honey… the biggest, biggest hugs.
susan-oh-susan: Jerome? I’m listening.
Caspian00XO: Make him cherry pie, Susan.
ilikeherbooty-full: WTF, Caz, who asked you?
Caspian00XO: Your cherry pie, Susan. I’m telling you. It’s magic. And it’s like this mega-metaphor for your whole relationship. How you met. How you showed him you’re interested—how you show him you love him.
ilikeherbooty-full: You don’t fucking need to spell it out, we all know. And that’s what I was going to say, and you fucking steal my advice? You horn in on my game with this hen party, and you horn in on my cherry pie deal with Susan, and now you steal my advice? Are you gonna go after my cougar next?
Caspian00XO: Chill, bro! I’m just trying to help!
ilikeherbooty-full: Don’t fucking tell me to chill. I’m pissed.
BeautifulThingsEveryday: A. I am not your cougar. B. This is supposed to be about Susan!
ilikeherbooty-full: See how you immediately assumed I was talking about you? You are so my cougar. Pretty kitty. Fine. Susan—make him cherry pie.
sugar&spice76: Do it girl.
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