WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 10 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: When she opened her eyes, he would not be there. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for your

More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 10 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: When she opened her eyes, he would not be there. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for your

More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 9 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She did not want to do her Kegel exercises. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for your eyes

More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 9 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She did not want to do her Kegel exercises. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for your eyes

More than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 8 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: He tried to convince her it was because of the moon. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for

More than A Guilty Pleasure: Week 2, Day 8 #writingprompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: He tried to convince her it was because of the moon. RULES (for everyone) Write–no going back, deleting or revising. WRITE FORWARD. No re-reading your work or showing it to anyone after you’ve written it. This is for

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 7 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: Wasn’t that every woman’s dream? Beginners: Write for 15 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 45 minutes. Advanced:  You can’t write today. (EDGING!) You can THINK about what you’d write. You can “write” in your head. Or while you go

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 7 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: Wasn’t that every woman’s dream? Beginners: Write for 15 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 45 minutes. Advanced:  You can’t write today. (EDGING!) You can THINK about what you’d write. You can “write” in your head. Or while you go

“You’re welcome here. So long as you don’t remind us, too often, ever, that you’re not one of us.”

Almost a month has passed since the national leadership of the Romance Writers of America punished Chinese American author Courtney Milan for calling, on Twitter, a white author’s book “a fucking racist mess.” The resulting outrage in Romancelandia, the peeling

“You’re welcome here. So long as you don’t remind us, too often, ever, that you’re not one of us.”

Almost a month has passed since the national leadership of the Romance Writers of America punished Chinese American author Courtney Milan for calling, on Twitter, a white author’s book “a fucking racist mess.” The resulting outrage in Romancelandia, the peeling

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 6 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: Everybody knew Cupid had a sick sense of humor… Beginners: Write for 15 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 40 minutes. Advanced: For days 4, 5, 6: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 6 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: Everybody knew Cupid had a sick sense of humor… Beginners: Write for 15 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 40 minutes. Advanced: For days 4, 5, 6: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 5 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She hid it so well he wasn’t going to be able to find it.  Beginners: Write for 13 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 35 minutes. Advanced: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 5 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She hid it so well he wasn’t going to be able to find it.  Beginners: Write for 13 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 35 minutes. Advanced: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 4 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: The floor was cold and sticky, but… Beginners: Write for 11 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 30 minutes. Advanced: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate when you think your natural break will

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 4 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: The floor was cold and sticky, but… Beginners: Write for 11 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 30 minutes. Advanced: Look at your times & word counts from days 1, 2, and 3. Estimate when you think your natural break will

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 3 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance #writingtips

WRITING PROMPT: The writing was almost indecipherable. Almost. Beginners: Write for 9 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 25 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. (Your natural break may be 15 minutes.

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 3 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance #writingtips

WRITING PROMPT: The writing was almost indecipherable. Almost. Beginners: Write for 9 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 25 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. (Your natural break may be 15 minutes.

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 2 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: He was the perfect house husband, except… . Beginners: Write for 7 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 20 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. (Your natural break may be

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 2 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: He was the perfect house husband, except… . Beginners: Write for 7 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 20 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. (Your natural break may be

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 1 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She was never going to go through that again. Beginners: Write for 5 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 15 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. RULES Start timer or

More Than a Guilty Pleasure: Week 1, Day 1 #WritingPrompt #amwritingromance

WRITING PROMPT: She was never going to go through that again. Beginners: Write for 5 minutes. Intermediate: Write for 15 minutes. Advanced: Write until you reach a natural break. Note down your time and word count. RULES Start timer or

More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Mastering the Romance Novel Form to Tell the Perfect Story Winter 2020 #writingcourse

As I crawl out from between the sheets with another delicious guilty read… I want to, again, I argue vociferously that reading and writing romance and erotica is more than a guilty pleasure. It’s sort of a revolution, really. And, anyone

More Than A Guilty Pleasure: Mastering the Romance Novel Form to Tell the Perfect Story Winter 2020 #writingcourse

As I crawl out from between the sheets with another delicious guilty read… I want to, again, I argue vociferously that reading and writing romance and erotica is more than a guilty pleasure. It’s sort of a revolution, really. And, anyone

Goodbye, 2019, hello, 2020 + WTF, RWA?

My annual end-of-year reflection post got sabotaged by a combination of a cascade of family health challenges over the holidays, some run of the mill, some terrifying and, of course, the national leadership of the Romance Writers of America losing

Goodbye, 2019, hello, 2020 + WTF, RWA?

My annual end-of-year reflection post got sabotaged by a combination of a cascade of family health challenges over the holidays, some run of the mill, some terrifying and, of course, the national leadership of the Romance Writers of America losing

Will cooks dinner and I want to eat him up and so will you #savingchristmas #textmecupid #hotread #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-9! You know how I told you Will is my favourite hero? This scene tells you why. “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,” from SAVING CHRISTMAS episode one of

Will cooks dinner and I want to eat him up and so will you #savingchristmas #textmecupid #hotread #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-9! You know how I told you Will is my favourite hero? This scene tells you why. “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,” from SAVING CHRISTMAS episode one of

Cherry pie as a pick-up tool–one out of one Susans report that it works wonders #cherrypiecure

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (the Wednesday edition) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-8! In Cherry Pie Cure, Susan finds out her husband is a cheating rat-fuck bastard on Christmas Eve. Don’t feel sorry for

Cherry pie as a pick-up tool–one out of one Susans report that it works wonders #cherrypiecure

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (the Wednesday edition) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-8! In Cherry Pie Cure, Susan finds out her husband is a cheating rat-fuck bastard on Christmas Eve. Don’t feel sorry for

One Night Stand Gone Wrong, from Messy Christmas #hotread #nsfw #favoritesexsceneever

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-7! So today’s filthy excerpt is the first sex scene from Messy Christmas, which is the first episode of Text Me, Cupid. And, oh. Kittens.

One Night Stand Gone Wrong, from Messy Christmas #hotread #nsfw #favoritesexsceneever

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-7! So today’s filthy excerpt is the first sex scene from Messy Christmas, which is the first episode of Text Me, Cupid. And, oh. Kittens.

So she thinks he can’t speak English, and therefore, he reads her mind the whole fucking night #fantasycometrue #nsfw #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-6! Today’s excerpt is actually from a Valentine’s Day story. But I think the anthology would make a great Christmas gift. Here’s what

So she thinks he can’t speak English, and therefore, he reads her mind the whole fucking night #fantasycometrue #nsfw #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-6! Today’s excerpt is actually from a Valentine’s Day story. But I think the anthology would make a great Christmas gift. Here’s what

101 Flirty Writing Prompts to Seduce Your Muse #amwriting #writingprompts

I’m taking a break from posting writing prompts for a few weeks while I dive deep into revisions (and surviving Christmas). But, if you’ve gotten used to this tool, I have a few options for you. First, remember, I have

101 Flirty Writing Prompts to Seduce Your Muse #amwriting #writingprompts

I’m taking a break from posting writing prompts for a few weeks while I dive deep into revisions (and surviving Christmas). But, if you’ve gotten used to this tool, I have a few options for you. First, remember, I have

Sexting your way through the holidays: one of the less filthy sex scenes from Tell Me #christmasread #hotexcerpt #tellme #nsfw #filthyfridayfeature

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Or, this time, five or six years ago or whenever it was that I was writing Tell Me, the first Friday of December fell on

Sexting your way through the holidays: one of the less filthy sex scenes from Tell Me #christmasread #hotexcerpt #tellme #nsfw #filthyfridayfeature

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Or, this time, five or six years ago or whenever it was that I was writing Tell Me, the first Friday of December fell on

Baby, it’s cold outside, and the lyrics are kinda troublesome but the tune is catchy and, consensual sex, anyone? #christmasstory #noirerotica #quickread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Ok, so just to manage your expectations–you’re  not getting a dirty excerpt here. The sex scene comes at the end, and it’s

Baby, it’s cold outside, and the lyrics are kinda troublesome but the tune is catchy and, consensual sex, anyone? #christmasstory #noirerotica #quickread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Ok, so just to manage your expectations–you’re  not getting a dirty excerpt here. The sex scene comes at the end, and it’s