WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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So she thinks he can’t speak English, and therefore, he reads her mind the whole fucking night #fantasycometrue #nsfw #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-6! Today’s excerpt is actually from a Valentine’s Day story. But I think the anthology would make a great Christmas gift. Here’s what

So she thinks he can’t speak English, and therefore, he reads her mind the whole fucking night #fantasycometrue #nsfw #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-6! Today’s excerpt is actually from a Valentine’s Day story. But I think the anthology would make a great Christmas gift. Here’s what

101 Flirty Writing Prompts to Seduce Your Muse #amwriting #writingprompts

I’m taking a break from posting writing prompts for a few weeks while I dive deep into revisions (and surviving Christmas). But, if you’ve gotten used to this tool, I have a few options for you. First, remember, I have

101 Flirty Writing Prompts to Seduce Your Muse #amwriting #writingprompts

I’m taking a break from posting writing prompts for a few weeks while I dive deep into revisions (and surviving Christmas). But, if you’ve gotten used to this tool, I have a few options for you. First, remember, I have

Sexting your way through the holidays: one of the less filthy sex scenes from Tell Me #christmasread #hotexcerpt #tellme #nsfw #filthyfridayfeature

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Or, this time, five or six years ago or whenever it was that I was writing Tell Me, the first Friday of December fell on

Sexting your way through the holidays: one of the less filthy sex scenes from Tell Me #christmasread #hotexcerpt #tellme #nsfw #filthyfridayfeature

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Or, this time, five or six years ago or whenever it was that I was writing Tell Me, the first Friday of December fell on

Baby, it’s cold outside, and the lyrics are kinda troublesome but the tune is catchy and, consensual sex, anyone? #christmasstory #noirerotica #quickread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Ok, so just to manage your expectations–you’re  not getting a dirty excerpt here. The sex scene comes at the end, and it’s

Baby, it’s cold outside, and the lyrics are kinda troublesome but the tune is catchy and, consensual sex, anyone? #christmasstory #noirerotica #quickread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday (on Wednesday) Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-4! Ok, so just to manage your expectations–you’re  not getting a dirty excerpt here. The sex scene comes at the end, and it’s

This morning, let’s write about sunrises #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets #sunrises

Yawn. Is it still dark where you are? Pitch dark here… for hours and hours more… But it doesn’t matter. Light or dark, we write: She long thought sunrises were over-rated. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to

This morning, let’s write about sunrises #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets #sunrises

Yawn. Is it still dark where you are? Pitch dark here… for hours and hours more… But it doesn’t matter. Light or dark, we write: She long thought sunrises were over-rated. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to

The Photograph from “Consequences,” or am I telling the story to you or to your cock? #filthyfridayfeature #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-3! This week, you get the first chapter from Consequences (of defensive adultery). Which remains my best, and also worst-selling, book. Proving… something. Anyway. Enjoy.

The Photograph from “Consequences,” or am I telling the story to you or to your cock? #filthyfridayfeature #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-3! This week, you get the first chapter from Consequences (of defensive adultery). Which remains my best, and also worst-selling, book. Proving… something. Anyway. Enjoy.

A time and a place for everything: The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar #minibookreview #quote

A book review in a quote: The whore’s day ends as the baker’s begins and there is a time for every purpose under heaven. Imogen Hermes Gowar The Mermaid & Mrs. Hancock Publisher’s Description: One September evening in 1785, the merchant Jonah Hancock hears urgent knocking on his front door. One of his

A time and a place for everything: The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar #minibookreview #quote

A book review in a quote: The whore’s day ends as the baker’s begins and there is a time for every purpose under heaven. Imogen Hermes Gowar The Mermaid & Mrs. Hancock Publisher’s Description: One September evening in 1785, the merchant Jonah Hancock hears urgent knocking on his front door. One of his

She stomped on the hat… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Do you have a pre-writing ritual? Mine is to take a pen and start writing. It really can be that easy. Ok. Ready? Go: She stomped on the hat. Twice. But she did not cry. The Rules: Beginners: Set a

She stomped on the hat… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Do you have a pre-writing ritual? Mine is to take a pen and start writing. It really can be that easy. Ok. Ready? Go: She stomped on the hat. Twice. But she did not cry. The Rules: Beginners: Set a

An interlude for an orgasm (from Rough Draft Confessions) #filthyfeaturefriday #hotexcerpt #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-2! This is one of the first erotic shorts I wrote, and it just makes me really happy that it doesn’t utterly suck. Also, it’s

An interlude for an orgasm (from Rough Draft Confessions) #filthyfeaturefriday #hotexcerpt #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-2! This is one of the first erotic shorts I wrote, and it just makes me really happy that it doesn’t utterly suck. Also, it’s

Best. Writing. Prompt. Ever. #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

All I’ve got to say today is you’re welcome. The towel was soaked, and so was she. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s

Best. Writing. Prompt. Ever. #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

All I’ve got to say today is you’re welcome. The towel was soaked, and so was she. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s

Jane has Christmas issues and needs therapy #filthyfeaturefriday #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-1! So virtually every single one of my novels is a Christmas book. Really. Either the inciting incident or the “oh-my-god-how-did-things-get-this-fucked-up” point happens at Christmas.

Jane has Christmas issues and needs therapy #filthyfeaturefriday #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-1! So virtually every single one of my novels is a Christmas book. Really. Either the inciting incident or the “oh-my-god-how-did-things-get-this-fucked-up” point happens at Christmas.

Michael Pritchard reads me to sleep with Rex Stout’s Some Buried Caesar #audiobook #minibookreview #rexsout

I love Rex Stout. Actually, he’s a misogynist, narrow-minded prick. Much like his creation Nero Wolfe. Who I really love is Archie Goodwin. OMFG, do I love Archie Goodwin. Archie is… suave, smooth–sexist, of course, but in that sweet way

Michael Pritchard reads me to sleep with Rex Stout’s Some Buried Caesar #audiobook #minibookreview #rexsout

I love Rex Stout. Actually, he’s a misogynist, narrow-minded prick. Much like his creation Nero Wolfe. Who I really love is Archie Goodwin. OMFG, do I love Archie Goodwin. Archie is… suave, smooth–sexist, of course, but in that sweet way

Let me tell you what your future holds at the Wall of Fire Book Launch & Masquerade Nov 22, 2019 at c-space in yyc #yycliterary #booklaunch #yycevent

So if you follow my Instagram (@mjanecolette), you might have noticed I have a thing for Tarot cards. (I’ve also got a WIP called All In the Cards, the heroine of which is a fake Tarot card reader, but it’s

Let me tell you what your future holds at the Wall of Fire Book Launch & Masquerade Nov 22, 2019 at c-space in yyc #yycliterary #booklaunch #yycevent

So if you follow my Instagram (@mjanecolette), you might have noticed I have a thing for Tarot cards. (I’ve also got a WIP called All In the Cards, the heroine of which is a fake Tarot card reader, but it’s

You’ll have fun with this one… #writingprompts #janeausten #dirtywritingsecrets

Oh, the places you’ll go with this one, kittens: Jane Austen, on acid. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a

You’ll have fun with this one… #writingprompts #janeausten #dirtywritingsecrets

Oh, the places you’ll go with this one, kittens: Jane Austen, on acid. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a

The Anodyne Necklace by Martha Grimes #minibookreview #murdermysteries

Martha Grimes’ Richard Jury mysteries are among my go-to reads when I need to soothe myself with excellent writing, characters drawn to life, and believable plots. This has been the latest one I’ve revisited, but it’s been so long, I

The Anodyne Necklace by Martha Grimes #minibookreview #murdermysteries

Martha Grimes’ Richard Jury mysteries are among my go-to reads when I need to soothe myself with excellent writing, characters drawn to life, and believable plots. This has been the latest one I’ve revisited, but it’s been so long, I

This week’s writing prompt is the worst thing you can ever hear, or say to someone… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Happy Monday, kittens. Now, let’s go dark: “I can’t forgive that.” The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or

This week’s writing prompt is the worst thing you can ever hear, or say to someone… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Happy Monday, kittens. Now, let’s go dark: “I can’t forgive that.” The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or

Little Book of Feminist Saints by Julia Pierpoint illustrated by Manjit Thapp #allsaintsday #minibookreview

Today is All Saints Day in the Catholic religion, and I’m observing it by reading Julia Pierpoint’s Little Book of Feminist Saints, with gorgeous illustrations by Manjit Thapp. The collection includes obvious choices, such as my beloved Frida Kahlo: The reason

Little Book of Feminist Saints by Julia Pierpoint illustrated by Manjit Thapp #allsaintsday #minibookreview

Today is All Saints Day in the Catholic religion, and I’m observing it by reading Julia Pierpoint’s Little Book of Feminist Saints, with gorgeous illustrations by Manjit Thapp. The collection includes obvious choices, such as my beloved Frida Kahlo: The reason

Douglas Copeland wants to know why you don’t dress like this every day #halloween #quote #flyyourfreakflag

Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you dressing up? What are you wearing? Would you wear it yesterday… or tomorrow? Douglas Copeland thinks you should: I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year,

Douglas Copeland wants to know why you don’t dress like this every day #halloween #quote #flyyourfreakflag

Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you dressing up? What are you wearing? Would you wear it yesterday… or tomorrow? Douglas Copeland thinks you should: I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year,

He would not touch her #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

No foreplay today, just go: He would not touch her. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or two

He would not touch her #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

No foreplay today, just go: He would not touch her. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or two

I’m Afraid of Men by VIVEK SHRAYA #minibookreview

I’ve been meaning to read Vivek Shraya’s I’m Afraid of Men ever since the book came out in 2018. I almost met Shraya when she was named one of Avenue Magazine’s Top 40 Under 40 in 2017 (almost, because there

I’m Afraid of Men by VIVEK SHRAYA #minibookreview

I’ve been meaning to read Vivek Shraya’s I’m Afraid of Men ever since the book came out in 2018. I almost met Shraya when she was named one of Avenue Magazine’s Top 40 Under 40 in 2017 (almost, because there