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Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 16 at 9:00 am / uncategorized / 20 comments It’s Easter Sunday, and I’m alone, but I don’t feel alone. It’s… I guess what I mean is, I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Make

The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 16 at 9:00 am / uncategorized / 20 comments It’s Easter Sunday, and I’m alone, but I don’t feel alone. It’s… I guess what I mean is, I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Make

Have fun with this one (I’m not the one who makes these dirty btw, it’s all YOU) #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It was a perfect handful. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts, Collected

Have fun with this one (I’m not the one who makes these dirty btw, it’s all YOU) #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It was a perfect handful. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts, Collected

OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 12 at 6:47 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I’m sorry, I haven’t been posting. It’s because of all the sex I’m having! OMG. Yes. Caspian, your pie is on its way. Jerome, you’re getting

OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 12 at 6:47 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I’m sorry, I haven’t been posting. It’s because of all the sex I’m having! OMG. Yes. Caspian, your pie is on its way. Jerome, you’re getting

Red was not her favourite colour #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Red was not her favourite colour. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts,

Red was not her favourite colour #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Red was not her favourite colour. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts,

This is true: my husband has a very small penis #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 2 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Well. I texted him. And what I can tell you now is that John? My soon-to-be-ex-husband (I will file things) who wants me to meet his

This is true: my husband has a very small penis #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 2 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Well. I texted him. And what I can tell you now is that John? My soon-to-be-ex-husband (I will file things) who wants me to meet his

Today’s writing prompt is a little bit different #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt:   You see, I prefer to be alone. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure

Today’s writing prompt is a little bit different #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt:   You see, I prefer to be alone. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure

You will never believe this… #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 1 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 6 comments John and I are back together! He came over and apologized for EVERYTHING! He begged my forgiveness on his knees! * 6 comments on You will

You will never believe this… #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 1 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 6 comments John and I are back together! He came over and apologized for EVERYTHING! He begged my forgiveness on his knees! * 6 comments on You will

Maybe men are dicks #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 31 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John texted me AGAIN to tell me he wants me to meet Jewel. No, sorry. That Jewel wants to meet me. Why? I texted Marcella. She

Maybe men are dicks #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 31 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John texted me AGAIN to tell me he wants me to meet Jewel. No, sorry. That Jewel wants to meet me. Why? I texted Marcella. She

I went shopping, not at Safeway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 30 at 7:12 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I was out of all groceries. And I went to Co-op. Which is less convenient and more expensive, and… Do I need to explain? * 4

I went shopping, not at Safeway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 30 at 7:12 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I was out of all groceries. And I went to Co-op. Which is less convenient and more expensive, and… Do I need to explain? * 4

So I had to change everyone’s names #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 29 at 11:16 pm / uncategorized / 11 comments I texted with Tyler and Cody texted with Tyler and Nika texted with me and went to see Cody and apparently slept with Cody to calm

So I had to change everyone’s names #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 29 at 11:16 pm / uncategorized / 11 comments I texted with Tyler and Cody texted with Tyler and Nika texted with me and went to see Cody and apparently slept with Cody to calm

Rainer Maria Rilke on memories, nights, love #quote

I just need to say:   Rainer Maria Rilke And you thought old German poets were boring. Also, there’s more to that quote, but cutting it off THERE is perfect for today. mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR

Rainer Maria Rilke on memories, nights, love #quote

I just need to say:   Rainer Maria Rilke And you thought old German poets were boring. Also, there’s more to that quote, but cutting it off THERE is perfect for today. mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR

It was a deceptively domestic moment #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It was a deceptively domestic moment. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts,

It was a deceptively domestic moment #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It was a deceptively domestic moment. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts,

OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 8:20 pm / uncategorized / 24 comments OMG, OMG, OMG. He came. Repeatedly. ;P Ok, I’m going to tell you the whole story. Because… I want to. Ok. So I really wasn’t that

OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 8:20 pm / uncategorized / 24 comments OMG, OMG, OMG. He came. Repeatedly. ;P Ok, I’m going to tell you the whole story. Because… I want to. Ok. So I really wasn’t that

He’s coming! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 7:30 pm / uncategorized / 41 comments Reza texted. He is coming over on Monday to do yard work. He works at Safeway all the weekend, but Monday is his day off. So

He’s coming! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 7:30 pm / uncategorized / 41 comments Reza texted. He is coming over on Monday to do yard work. He works at Safeway all the weekend, but Monday is his day off. So

It’s a Nowruz miracle! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 23 at 7:12 am / uncategorized / 12 comments Marcella! Have you seen the weather reports! Chinook! Chinook! For those of you who don’t know—Chinooks are… these crazy winds. They come over the mountains from

It’s a Nowruz miracle! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 23 at 7:12 am / uncategorized / 12 comments Marcella! Have you seen the weather reports! Chinook! Chinook! For those of you who don’t know—Chinooks are… these crazy winds. They come over the mountains from

OMG OMG OMG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning. Because. You know. And after work? I finally went to Safeway. I wasn’t going to go find him…

OMG OMG OMG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning. Because. You know. And after work? I finally went to Safeway. I wasn’t going to go find him…

Also, just to be clear, divorce screws up your kids even if they’re all grown up #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 21 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning, because I didn’t want to be a stay at home lump. While I was there, John’s mother called

Also, just to be clear, divorce screws up your kids even if they’re all grown up #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 21 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning, because I didn’t want to be a stay at home lump. While I was there, John’s mother called

Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 21 at 7:30 am / uncategorized / 5 comments Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation: I really, really, really want to sleep with him. * 5 comments on Ok, just to be

Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 21 at 7:30 am / uncategorized / 5 comments Ok, just to be clear, this is the situation: I really, really, really want to sleep with him. * 5 comments on Ok, just to be

Anne Lamott on discipline (not that kind) (well, sort of) (where’s my whip) #quote

I am a big believer in the value of applied discipline, as is my heroine, Anne Lamott:   Discipline, I have learned, leads to freedom, and there is meaning in freedom. Anne Lamott Anne Lamott, of course, is the author Bird by Bird, which is among the very few books

Anne Lamott on discipline (not that kind) (well, sort of) (where’s my whip) #quote

I am a big believer in the value of applied discipline, as is my heroine, Anne Lamott:   Discipline, I have learned, leads to freedom, and there is meaning in freedom. Anne Lamott Anne Lamott, of course, is the author Bird by Bird, which is among the very few books

Nowruz #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 20 at 11:56 pm / uncategorized / 18 comments Today I went to Marcella’s store to pretend to work for her. I wasn’t very good at it, and I was bored. And she was annoying.

Nowruz #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 20 at 11:56 pm / uncategorized / 18 comments Today I went to Marcella’s store to pretend to work for her. I wasn’t very good at it, and I was bored. And she was annoying.