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Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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I miss my kids #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 5 comments It’s the kids’ Reading Break—University of British Columbia, where Tyler’s doing his first year—but I told you that already—anyway, UBC had the whole week off, and

I miss my kids #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 5 comments It’s the kids’ Reading Break—University of British Columbia, where Tyler’s doing his first year—but I told you that already—anyway, UBC had the whole week off, and

This one is about trying not to ruin Christmas, and meeting Nika #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 22 at 10:45 am / uncategorized / 6 comments My plan of pretending nothing happened, I knew nothing, I had to do nothing—except “my life was over oh-my-god”—was going really well until Cody—that’s my eldest

This one is about trying not to ruin Christmas, and meeting Nika #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 22 at 10:45 am / uncategorized / 6 comments My plan of pretending nothing happened, I knew nothing, I had to do nothing—except “my life was over oh-my-god”—was going really well until Cody—that’s my eldest

I guess I’m not dealing very well #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 21 at 4:02 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Yeah. Christmas sucked. I guess I decided while I was making Tyler his sandwich that I wasn’t going to ruin the kids’ Christmas by making a

I guess I’m not dealing very well #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 21 at 4:02 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Yeah. Christmas sucked. I guess I decided while I was making Tyler his sandwich that I wasn’t going to ruin the kids’ Christmas by making a

On NOT searching for perfection (for writers) #quote #amwriting #advice

I wish I could explain to “aspiring authors” and “I love to write, but I just don’t have the time” writers how important this is: One thing I learned real early in my career is that if you wait for the perfect mood, or the perfect place, or the perfect situation for writing, you’ll never write a word. John Nichols mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET

On NOT searching for perfection (for writers) #quote #amwriting #advice

I wish I could explain to “aspiring authors” and “I love to write, but I just don’t have the time” writers how important this is: One thing I learned real early in my career is that if you wait for the perfect mood, or the perfect place, or the perfect situation for writing, you’ll never write a word. John Nichols mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET

Marcella sucks and I’m a pathetic blob of goo #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 20 at 5:13 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Marcella came over this morning on her way to work to make sure I was out of bed and showered and dressed. That’s my promise to

Marcella sucks and I’m a pathetic blob of goo #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 20 at 5:13 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Marcella came over this morning on her way to work to make sure I was out of bed and showered and dressed. That’s my promise to

So Christmas sucked #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 19 at 10:09 am / uncategorized / leave a comment So Christmas sucked. * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table of contents of Susan’s published posts   Find out more: Cherry Pie

So Christmas sucked #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 19 at 10:09 am / uncategorized / leave a comment So Christmas sucked. * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table of contents of Susan’s published posts   Find out more: Cherry Pie

She would not leave empty-handed #writingprompt #getcreative #writingpractice

Today’s writing prompt (take it there): She would not leave empty-handed. You know what to do. GO. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET A FREE BOOK! 💕 HOT

She would not leave empty-handed #writingprompt #getcreative #writingpractice

Today’s writing prompt (take it there): She would not leave empty-handed. You know what to do. GO. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET A FREE BOOK! 💕 HOT

Breasts are also stupid #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 18 at 3:15 pm / uncategorized / 2 comments By the way, they weren’t even that nice. Her breasts, I mean. I mean, they were okay. But they weren’t like… pin-up girl or porn star

Breasts are also stupid #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 18 at 3:15 pm / uncategorized / 2 comments By the way, they weren’t even that nice. Her breasts, I mean. I mean, they were okay. But they weren’t like… pin-up girl or porn star

How could I be so stupid? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 18 at 9:01 am / uncategorized / 3 comments I stood there, like a moron, until Tyler came into the hallway. “I thought I heard you leave, and then I thought I heard you come

How could I be so stupid? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 18 at 9:01 am / uncategorized / 3 comments I stood there, like a moron, until Tyler came into the hallway. “I thought I heard you leave, and then I thought I heard you come

But seriously, how could he be so stupid? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 17 at 2:30 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I found out John was cheating on me just before Christmas. Let me save you the huge build up. The house was all dolled up for

But seriously, how could he be so stupid? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 17 at 2:30 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I found out John was cheating on me just before Christmas. Let me save you the huge build up. The house was all dolled up for

This sucks, the whole world sucks #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 16 at 12:15 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Marcella said, “Ha, I told you it would be good for you.” Bitch. Of course she couldn’t resist an “I told you so.” It is

This sucks, the whole world sucks #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 16 at 12:15 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Marcella said, “Ha, I told you it would be good for you.” Bitch. Of course she couldn’t resist an “I told you so.” It is

Help #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:45 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Ok, look, I can’t figure out how to delete these posts, and I don’t know if you’re reading them or not, or who you are—who are

Help #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:45 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Ok, look, I can’t figure out how to delete these posts, and I don’t know if you’re reading them or not, or who you are—who are

Susan’s Writing Cure is a stupid name for a blog #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:21 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment ? Delete, delete, delete! * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table of contents of Susan’s published posts Find out more: Cherry Pie

Susan’s Writing Cure is a stupid name for a blog #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:21 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment ? Delete, delete, delete! * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table of contents of Susan’s published posts Find out more: Cherry Pie

Oops #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:15 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Apparently I pressed publish instead. How the hell do I delete posts off a blog? * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table

Oops #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:15 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Apparently I pressed publish instead. How the hell do I delete posts off a blog? * Leave a comment: … Joining mid-stream? See the table

Hello? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:11 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Hello? Is anybody out there? This is stupid. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’m not. I am not going to blog about my pathetic,

Hello? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / february 15 at 7:11 pm / uncategorized / leave a comment Hello? Is anybody out there? This is stupid. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’m not. I am not going to blog about my pathetic,

Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows #hotread #featurefriday on Thursday because #valentinesday

I’ve just finished reading (well, listening to, tbh, but the line is starting to blur for me between audiobooks and paperbooks–but that’s another story)  Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows by Balli Kaur Jaswal, and, OMFG, goddess, what a perfect book, and

Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows #hotread #featurefriday on Thursday because #valentinesday

I’ve just finished reading (well, listening to, tbh, but the line is starting to blur for me between audiobooks and paperbooks–but that’s another story)  Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows by Balli Kaur Jaswal, and, OMFG, goddess, what a perfect book, and

Your anti-Valentine’s Day Quote #gbshaw #quote #whosaidthat #notromantic

Because I hate Valentine’s Day: (But I love you.) “When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.” George Bernard Shaw Yeah, so he was a crank, but he had a point. I’m not anti-marriage. Or anti-love. Fuck, I write romance (sort of) novels for a living!

Your anti-Valentine’s Day Quote #gbshaw #quote #whosaidthat #notromantic

Because I hate Valentine’s Day: (But I love you.) “When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.” George Bernard Shaw Yeah, so he was a crank, but he had a point. I’m not anti-marriage. Or anti-love. Fuck, I write romance (sort of) novels for a living!