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Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Predator or prey? #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: “Predator or prey?” The quotation marks matter! This is a line of dialogue. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts

Predator or prey? #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: “Predator or prey?” The quotation marks matter! This is a line of dialogue. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts

I’m stupid and sad, but also grateful #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 19 at 2:20 am / uncategorized / 4 comments Femme, your package arrived! OMG! Marcella, you have to come over this evening and help me… I mean… you know what I mean. And, ladies, party,

I’m stupid and sad, but also grateful #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 19 at 2:20 am / uncategorized / 4 comments Femme, your package arrived! OMG! Marcella, you have to come over this evening and help me… I mean… you know what I mean. And, ladies, party,

So, I purged #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 18 at 11:23 pm / uncategorized / 21 comments I went to Safeway and bought canned cherries, and also more coconut flakes, and some other things. And I went through the self-check out very quickly.

So, I purged #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 18 at 11:23 pm / uncategorized / 21 comments I went to Safeway and bought canned cherries, and also more coconut flakes, and some other things. And I went through the self-check out very quickly.

My small small life #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 17 at 9:17 pm / uncategorized / 23 comments I didn’t write yesterday because I had nothing to write about. I’ve been thinking. About how I’m actually… not doing anything. I mean… This is a

My small small life #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 17 at 9:17 pm / uncategorized / 23 comments I didn’t write yesterday because I had nothing to write about. I’ve been thinking. About how I’m actually… not doing anything. I mean… This is a

The house is empty again, but… He. Loved. My. Pie!!! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 15 at 7:20 pm / uncategorized / 16 comments The house is empty again, but Marcella showed up first thing in the morning and dragged me to a yoga class. Like, literally dragged me. There

The house is empty again, but… He. Loved. My. Pie!!! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 15 at 7:20 pm / uncategorized / 16 comments The house is empty again, but Marcella showed up first thing in the morning and dragged me to a yoga class. Like, literally dragged me. There

I’m so embarrassed #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 14 at 9:15 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Well. That was ridiculously embarrassing. But I love you all, you know? You’re great. Thank you. * 6 comments on I’m so embarrassed: sugar&spice76: Anytime, honey.

I’m so embarrassed #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 14 at 9:15 pm / uncategorized / 6 comments Well. That was ridiculously embarrassing. But I love you all, you know? You’re great. Thank you. * 6 comments on I’m so embarrassed: sugar&spice76: Anytime, honey.

“He was writing books about himself” #quote #whosaidthat #navelgazing

Fascinating: He was hard on himself because he was writing books about himself. And everyone knew it. Even though he pretended it wasn’t himself. That was what he hated. … But what is there to present, in writing, if not oneself? Tim Parks Tim Parks is a British novelist whom I encountered through his memoir Teach Us To Stand Still, from which this quote is taken, which he (or his publisher) calls “a sceptic’s guide to health and healing.”

“He was writing books about himself” #quote #whosaidthat #navelgazing

Fascinating: He was hard on himself because he was writing books about himself. And everyone knew it. Even though he pretended it wasn’t himself. That was what he hated. … But what is there to present, in writing, if not oneself? Tim Parks Tim Parks is a British novelist whom I encountered through his memoir Teach Us To Stand Still, from which this quote is taken, which he (or his publisher) calls “a sceptic’s guide to health and healing.”

Christmas sucks and I’m not that crazy about Easter either but I’m getting used to the Rabbit #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 14 at 2:20 am / uncategorized / 22 comments I never really wish we were more religious at Christmas, because there are so many things—you know, the tree, the presents, all the decorations, all the

Christmas sucks and I’m not that crazy about Easter either but I’m getting used to the Rabbit #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 14 at 2:20 am / uncategorized / 22 comments I never really wish we were more religious at Christmas, because there are so many things—you know, the tree, the presents, all the decorations, all the

Birdwatching and Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 13 at 7:20 am / uncategorized / 26 comments To finish yesterday’s story… John stayed for about forty-five minutes. Nika and I kept watch from the master bedroom window. So we saw him arrive—we had

Birdwatching and Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 13 at 7:20 am / uncategorized / 26 comments To finish yesterday’s story… John stayed for about forty-five minutes. Nika and I kept watch from the master bedroom window. So we saw him arrive—we had

Like a troll doll or a muppet, but worse #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 12 at 11:20 pm / uncategorized / 27 comments I don’t know where to start. Ok, I have to start with this: John dyed his hair orange. Like… ORANGE. I think it was supposed to

Like a troll doll or a muppet, but worse #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 12 at 11:20 pm / uncategorized / 27 comments I don’t know where to start. Ok, I have to start with this: John dyed his hair orange. Like… ORANGE. I think it was supposed to

Suddenly, everything made sense #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Suddenly, everything made sense. Totally clean unless you make it dirty. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than

Suddenly, everything made sense #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Suddenly, everything made sense. Totally clean unless you make it dirty. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than

I am probably insane #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 11 at 9:45 pm / uncategorized / 21 comments I spent the whole day wanting to go to Safeway for more baking supplies. But I didn’t. I made do with what I had at home.

I am probably insane #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 11 at 9:45 pm / uncategorized / 21 comments I spent the whole day wanting to go to Safeway for more baking supplies. But I didn’t. I made do with what I had at home.

Tyler’s home and I’m a terrible role model #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 10 at 9:23 am / uncategorized / 15 comments Tyler came home last night! Thursday night instead of Saturday morning! Yes! I tripped over his shoes on my way home from the store. Not Safeway.

Tyler’s home and I’m a terrible role model #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 10 at 9:23 am / uncategorized / 15 comments Tyler came home last night! Thursday night instead of Saturday morning! Yes! I tripped over his shoes on my way home from the store. Not Safeway.

Marcella’s hideous vibrator #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 9 at 10:09 am / uncategorized / 9 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts Marcella’s hideous vibrator takes about a hundred batteries. You think I’m exaggerating. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a little. I took all

Marcella’s hideous vibrator #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 9 at 10:09 am / uncategorized / 9 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts Marcella’s hideous vibrator takes about a hundred batteries. You think I’m exaggerating. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating a little. I took all

My mother-in-law wants to medicate me, and maybe she’s right #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 8 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 29 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts So I swear to God I was going to give you a total play-by-play of what happened but then John’s mother

My mother-in-law wants to medicate me, and maybe she’s right #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 8 at 8:12 pm / uncategorized / 29 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts So I swear to God I was going to give you a total play-by-play of what happened but then John’s mother

He was there! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 8 at 11:00 am / uncategorized / 5 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts He was there! * 5 comments on He was there!: sugar&spice76: And? FemmeFataleFun: Report! mommyshidinginthebathroom3: What happened?!!? likeherbooty-full: Does this mean

He was there! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 8 at 11:00 am / uncategorized / 5 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts He was there! * 5 comments on He was there!: sugar&spice76: And? FemmeFataleFun: Report! mommyshidinginthebathroom3: What happened?!!? likeherbooty-full: Does this mean

I went back again this afternoon #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 10:03 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts I went back again this afternoon. And this evening. Oh-my-god, I am so lame. Maybe he quit? * 4 comments on

I went back again this afternoon #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 10:03 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts I went back again this afternoon. And this evening. Oh-my-god, I am so lame. Maybe he quit? * 4 comments on

He wasn’t there #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 1 comment / TOC of Susan’s published posts He wasn’t there. * 1 comment on He wasn’t there: freesoftwareforall: Hiya! I know this is kinda off topic nevertheless I’d

He wasn’t there #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 1 comment / TOC of Susan’s published posts He wasn’t there. * 1 comment on He wasn’t there: freesoftwareforall: Hiya! I know this is kinda off topic nevertheless I’d

I don’t think I can do this #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 11:00 am / uncategorized / 2 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts Ok, so I made an extra pie, and I’ve cut a big slice and I’ve put it in a plastic container,

I don’t think I can do this #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 7 at 11:00 am / uncategorized / 2 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts Ok, so I made an extra pie, and I’ve cut a big slice and I’ve put it in a plastic container,

Pierre Berton on pornographers #quote

All you need to know about adjectives, from the granddaddy of Canadian literature: The worst offenders are the pornographers who have never met an adjective they did not like. Pierre Berton And let’s not get started on adverbs. Oooh. Unless we’re talking about these adverbs: Daniel Handler’s Adverbs are (is?) good and you should read

Pierre Berton on pornographers #quote

All you need to know about adjectives, from the granddaddy of Canadian literature: The worst offenders are the pornographers who have never met an adjective they did not like. Pierre Berton And let’s not get started on adverbs. Oooh. Unless we’re talking about these adverbs: Daniel Handler’s Adverbs are (is?) good and you should read