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Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. My current HOT NEWS: My hot new release (so hot) TEXT ME, CUPID  is now available everywhere, on all platforms, including audio for

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Text Me, Cupid

TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) LOVE Story for 21st century ADULTS who don’t believe in TRUE LOVE … but want it anyway by M. JANE COLETTE AVAILABLE NOW Holiday stress has never been this hot Meet Florence: I’ve done

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Cherry Pie Cure–the real time Blog Edition

June 15 will mark the 2-year anniversary of Cherry Pie Cure, the award-winning filthy-funny rom-com that continues to be my best-selling book. If you haven’t experienced it yet–here’s your chance to read it in real time, as Susan writes it.

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Doing the right thing #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 14 at 6:30 pm / uncategorized / 10 comments I left the house really, really early in the morning, and drove to Reza’s apartment. I decided breaking up with him there would be better than

Doing the right thing #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 14 at 6:30 pm / uncategorized / 10 comments I left the house really, really early in the morning, and drove to Reza’s apartment. I decided breaking up with him there would be better than

Today’s #writingprompt is about how penises are overrated. Sort of

The writing prompt: You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts, Collected mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?

Today’s #writingprompt is about how penises are overrated. Sort of

The writing prompt: You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing Prompts, Collected mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?

Surprises suck #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 13 at 11:59 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments OMFG. I was going to call this post, “Fuck.” And you know I don’t like to swear. OMFG. Nika, I feel like calling you and begging

Surprises suck #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 13 at 11:59 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments OMFG. I was going to call this post, “Fuck.” And you know I don’t like to swear. OMFG. Nika, I feel like calling you and begging

Hello, New Orleans! My Booklovers Con Agenda/Manifesto: Connecting with people who combine talent with hard work, discipline, ethics, and vision

On Tuesday, I’m getting on a plane to New Orleans and for the next six days, I will be in Romancelandia—the Disneyland for romance readers and writers that is the Booklovers Convention. This year’s BLCon is the first post-Katheryn Falk,

Hello, New Orleans! My Booklovers Con Agenda/Manifesto: Connecting with people who combine talent with hard work, discipline, ethics, and vision

On Tuesday, I’m getting on a plane to New Orleans and for the next six days, I will be in Romancelandia—the Disneyland for romance readers and writers that is the Booklovers Convention. This year’s BLCon is the first post-Katheryn Falk,

I’m lame but I’m doing this anyway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 12 at 10:30 am / uncategorized / 2 comments He’s taking a nap, and I’m just popping on my blog to say, again, that sex does make everything better. And… I would describe for you—especially

I’m lame but I’m doing this anyway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 12 at 10:30 am / uncategorized / 2 comments He’s taking a nap, and I’m just popping on my blog to say, again, that sex does make everything better. And… I would describe for you—especially

Sex makes everything better #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 11 at 8:01 pm / uncategorized / 3 comments It does. Reza has to work tonight, but he came over in the morning almost as soon as Tyler left. And we had sex in pretty

Sex makes everything better #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 11 at 8:01 pm / uncategorized / 3 comments It does. Reza has to work tonight, but he came over in the morning almost as soon as Tyler left. And we had sex in pretty

I did it #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 9 at 10:55 pm / uncategorized / 1 comment I called the lawyer and ended up going in this afternoon for an appointment, in part because of my mood yesterday, and in part because Tyler

I did it #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 9 at 10:55 pm / uncategorized / 1 comment I called the lawyer and ended up going in this afternoon for an appointment, in part because of my mood yesterday, and in part because Tyler

Hafez on removing yourself #poetry #sufipoetry

Well. Again with the silver-tongued Persians…   Come! For last night, the tavern’s unseen voice told me to be pleased with the divine decree and not to flee from destiny Between Lover and Beloved there is no barrier You yourself are your own veil, Hafez. Remove yourself! Hafez of Shiraz mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET A FREE BOOK! 💕

Hafez on removing yourself #poetry #sufipoetry

Well. Again with the silver-tongued Persians…   Come! For last night, the tavern’s unseen voice told me to be pleased with the divine decree and not to flee from destiny Between Lover and Beloved there is no barrier You yourself are your own veil, Hafez. Remove yourself! Hafez of Shiraz mjanecolette TellMe@mjanecolette.com WANT LOVE LETTERS?  💕 SIGN UP FOR LOVE LETTERS & GET A FREE BOOK! 💕

Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 8 at 8:01 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Another voice mail from my mother-in-law. In this one, she did ask me if perhaps I was starting menopause early. If I was seeing a therapist.

Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 8 at 8:01 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Another voice mail from my mother-in-law. In this one, she did ask me if perhaps I was starting menopause early. If I was seeing a therapist.

Today’s #writingprompt combines text & image and issues a challenge

Today’s writing prompt: There was just no way to make this sexy. Challenge accepted? You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than

Today’s #writingprompt combines text & image and issues a challenge

Today’s writing prompt: There was just no way to make this sexy. Challenge accepted? You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than

But boring is better than complicated #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 6 at 9:22 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments Tyler’s birthday is coming up, on May 13, and I was full of plans and cakes and recipes. I was thinking, maybe I’d even go dancing

But boring is better than complicated #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 6 at 9:22 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments Tyler’s birthday is coming up, on May 13, and I was full of plans and cakes and recipes. I was thinking, maybe I’d even go dancing

Full of gratitude and adoration for Damon Suede #writingcommunity #romancelandia

On Saturday, May 5, the Calgary Association of the Romance Writers of America hosted a workshop by the fantabulous Damon Suede. We spent the morning talking about characters and Damon’s unique way of aligning them with verbs and using this

Full of gratitude and adoration for Damon Suede #writingcommunity #romancelandia

On Saturday, May 5, the Calgary Association of the Romance Writers of America hosted a workshop by the fantabulous Damon Suede. We spent the morning talking about characters and Damon’s unique way of aligning them with verbs and using this

Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 5 at 7:15 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Jerome’s right. Bliss is boring. Wonderfully boring. I mean… it’s boring to write about. No, not boring. Redundant. I don’t want to write about how happy

Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 5 at 7:15 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Jerome’s right. Bliss is boring. Wonderfully boring. I mean… it’s boring to write about. No, not boring. Redundant. I don’t want to write about how happy

Maybe it was better not to know #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Maybe it was better not to know. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing

Maybe it was better not to know #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: Maybe it was better not to know. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing

Apartment report #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 29 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Reza’s apartment is very nice—I don’t know why he was so concerned about taking me there. It’s pretty Spartan, but very clean for a place that

Apartment report #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 29 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Reza’s apartment is very nice—I don’t know why he was so concerned about taking me there. It’s pretty Spartan, but very clean for a place that

Adult children #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 25 at 6:45 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Tyler came home yesterday. I had a roast chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for him, and chocolate chip cookies and lemon meringue pie. And yes, some

Adult children #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 25 at 6:45 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Tyler came home yesterday. I had a roast chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for him, and chocolate chip cookies and lemon meringue pie. And yes, some

The good news is he’s much older than my sons #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 24 at 9:55 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I told Reza my son was coming home for the summer. “You must be so happy,” he said. And he kissed me. We were in bed.

The good news is he’s much older than my sons #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 24 at 9:55 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I told Reza my son was coming home for the summer. “You must be so happy,” he said. And he kissed me. We were in bed.

It wasn’t temptation. It was an invitation. #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It wasn’t temptation. It was an invitation. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing

It wasn’t temptation. It was an invitation. #writingprompt

Today’s writing prompt: It wasn’t temptation. It was an invitation. You know what to do. GO. 10 minutes, three pages, beginning to end–whatever’s your jam right now. How & Why To Use Writing Prompts More Than A Guilty Pleasure Writing

Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 22 at 7:38 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John’s mother has left me another voice message. Here is a transcript of what my mother-in-law has to say to me, four months after her son

Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 22 at 7:38 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John’s mother has left me another voice message. Here is a transcript of what my mother-in-law has to say to me, four months after her son

Do you think he loves me? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 21 at 6:57 am / uncategorized / 1 comment Do you think he loves me? * 1 comment on Do you think he loves me?: FemmeFataleFun: ❤ … Find out more: Cherry Pie Cure: Cast

Do you think he loves me? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 21 at 6:57 am / uncategorized / 1 comment Do you think he loves me? * 1 comment on Do you think he loves me?: FemmeFataleFun: ❤ … Find out more: Cherry Pie Cure: Cast