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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write erotica for smart people. These are my current titles: They are NOT a series. (Although each of Messy Christmas and Delayed Valentine is an episode of a full-length stand-alone novel, Text Me, Cupid,

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write erotica for smart people. These are my current titles: They are NOT a series. (Although each of Messy Christmas and Delayed Valentine is an episode of a full-length stand-alone novel, Text Me, Cupid,

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She’s Coming…

Are you ready? It’s almost time… PRE-ORDER DELAYED VALENTINE TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) Love Story (for 21st century adults) in Four Episodes BY M. JANE COLETTE DELAYED VALENTINE Text Me Cupid, Episode Two Bringing In The New Year

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She’s Coming…

Are you ready? It’s almost time… PRE-ORDER DELAYED VALENTINE TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) Love Story (for 21st century adults) in Four Episodes BY M. JANE COLETTE DELAYED VALENTINE Text Me Cupid, Episode Two Bringing In The New Year

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TELL ME… where do I buy the damn books?

TEXT ME, CUPID CHERRY PIE CURE CONSEQUENCES TELL ME ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN SCREW CHOCOLATE TELL ME… what are your books about? I write tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women

TELL ME… where do I buy the damn books?

TEXT ME, CUPID CHERRY PIE CURE CONSEQUENCES TELL ME ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN SCREW CHOCOLATE TELL ME… what are your books about? I write tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women

SCREW CHOCOLATE 2

Hate Valentine’s Day? Good. Have I got something for you… M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2! Roses, cupid’s arrows, chocolate—chocolate? Screw chocolate! Queer up Valentine’s Day

SCREW CHOCOLATE 2

Hate Valentine’s Day? Good. Have I got something for you… M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2! Roses, cupid’s arrows, chocolate—chocolate? Screw chocolate! Queer up Valentine’s Day

This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

  Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues? Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues. Therapist: You do. Jane: I don’t. Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas

This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

  Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues? Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues. Therapist: You do. Jane: I don’t. Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas

QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN

Are you queering up Cowtown with us this Christmas? Did you come to our party?   🎄☃ SOLD OUT IN CALGARY 🎄☃ AVAILABLE FROM AMAZON IMMEDIATELY AS AN E-BOOK SHIPS IN 24 HOURS AS PAPERBACK WHAT IS IT? A baker’s dozen of

QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN

Are you queering up Cowtown with us this Christmas? Did you come to our party?   🎄☃ SOLD OUT IN CALGARY 🎄☃ AVAILABLE FROM AMAZON IMMEDIATELY AS AN E-BOOK SHIPS IN 24 HOURS AS PAPERBACK WHAT IS IT? A baker’s dozen of

Text Me, Cupid: MESSY CHRISTMAS

Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story through

Text Me, Cupid: MESSY CHRISTMAS

Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story through

CHERRY PIE CURE

  “Soo-zaahn,” he said. “Soo-zahn,” he said it again, and I felt the bones in my toes dissolve. “I am so grateful for this gift, and so touched by your thoughtfulness. Soo-zaaaahn,” he said my name again, and I thought

CHERRY PIE CURE

  “Soo-zaahn,” he said. “Soo-zahn,” he said it again, and I felt the bones in my toes dissolve. “I am so grateful for this gift, and so touched by your thoughtfulness. Soo-zaaaahn,” he said my name again, and I thought

CONSEQUENCES

  a TASTE… What’s that? —This? Nothing. A photograph. He looks at the photograph, and demands a story I don’t want to tell. Isn’t this what all women want? A lover who’s passionately interested in the quotidian details of their

CONSEQUENCES

  a TASTE… What’s that? —This? Nothing. A photograph. He looks at the photograph, and demands a story I don’t want to tell. Isn’t this what all women want? A lover who’s passionately interested in the quotidian details of their

TELL ME

HIM: “It’s The Story of O meets Jane Austen for the sexting and blogging generation.” ME: “I’m not sure that’s a compliment.” HIM: “It is. Completely. Although you should have warned me what it was about. Flying coach with an erection is so declassé.”

TELL ME

HIM: “It’s The Story of O meets Jane Austen for the sexting and blogging generation.” ME: “I’m not sure that’s a compliment.” HIM: “It is. Completely. Although you should have warned me what it was about. Flying coach with an erection is so declassé.”