My babies are coming home! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 3 at 5:25 pm / uncategorized / 12 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts

Nika called this morning, and as soon as I saw the number, I started to think that she’s calling to let me know that she and Cody have broken up and I started to hyperventilate, but she called to tell me that they had a long weekend coming up and they wanted to come visit, would that be ok?

What a question.

She said they had been planning to go to New York for some concert, but it got cancelled, and Cody was feeling homesick—“But don’t tell him I told you that”—and they wanted to come here instead.

Lies, lies, all lies, I know. They feel sorry for poor dumped Mom.

That’s ok.

I’m so happy Marcella and I started cleaning yesterday. Today, as soon as I finish this blog post, I’m going to really clean the house. Top to bottom.

And I will bake.

I have to text Nika and ask her what her favourite things to eat are. I never really found out at Christmas.

And then, Tyler texted to say he heard from Cody that he was coming, and he’s going to find a way to come out for the weekend too, so I will have all my babies in my house soon.

So happy.


12 comments on My babies are coming home!:

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Ok, lovey-love, this is good news, but I just want to say that my Plan A is still to get you laid.

susan-oh-susan: Shut up. Stop commenting. Can’t engage. Baking.

mommyshidinginthebathroom3: I think the word for that is “sublimating.”

BeautifulThingsEveryday: I’m going to buy you a vibrator. As an early Easter present.

sugar&spice76: Oooh, one of those Rabbit-shaped ones? I’ve always wanted one. But they’re so expensive!

BeautifulThingsEveryday: I was thinking an egg or a mini-wand, but you’re right, Sugar, for Easter—a Rabbit, what else. By the way, do you know that this woman has only ever slept with one man—and she doesn’t own a vibrator?

susan-oh-susan: I can’t believe you said that on my blog. In front of a bunch of Internet strangers.

sugar&spice76: Honey, we’re not strangers anymore. We’re your strange Internet friends.


susan-oh-susan: My babies are coming! And I’m going to bake! And if you’re good, Marcella, I’ll save you some Florentines and macaroons.

BeautifulThingsEveryday: Your real plan is to make me fat.

susan-oh-susan: Revenge is sweet. Did I mention… all my babies are coming home!

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

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