posted by susan-oh-susan / march 3 at 5:25 pm / uncategorized / 12 comments / TOC of Susan’s published posts
Nika called this morning, and as soon as I saw the number, I started to think that she’s calling to let me know that she and Cody have broken up and I started to hyperventilate, but she called to tell me that they had a long weekend coming up and they wanted to come visit, would that be ok?
What a question.
She said they had been planning to go to New York for some concert, but it got cancelled, and Cody was feeling homesick—“But don’t tell him I told you that”—and they wanted to come here instead.
Lies, lies, all lies, I know. They feel sorry for poor dumped Mom.
I’m so happy Marcella and I started cleaning yesterday. Today, as soon as I finish this blog post, I’m going to really clean the house. Top to bottom.
And I will bake.
I have to text Nika and ask her what her favourite things to eat are. I never really found out at Christmas.
And then, Tyler texted to say he heard from Cody that he was coming, and he’s going to find a way to come out for the weekend too, so I will have all my babies in my house soon.
12 comments on My babies are coming home!:
BeautifulThingsEveryday: Ok, lovey-love, this is good news, but I just want to say that my Plan A is still to get you laid.
susan-oh-susan: Shut up. Stop commenting. Can’t engage. Baking.
mommyshidinginthebathroom3: I think the word for that is “sublimating.”
BeautifulThingsEveryday: I’m going to buy you a vibrator. As an early Easter present.
sugar&spice76: Oooh, one of those Rabbit-shaped ones? I’ve always wanted one. But they’re so expensive!
BeautifulThingsEveryday: I was thinking an egg or a mini-wand, but you’re right, Sugar, for Easter—a Rabbit, what else. By the way, do you know that this woman has only ever slept with one man—and she doesn’t own a vibrator?
susan-oh-susan: I can’t believe you said that on my blog. In front of a bunch of Internet strangers.
sugar&spice76: Honey, we’re not strangers anymore. We’re your strange Internet friends.
susan-oh-susan: My babies are coming! And I’m going to bake! And if you’re good, Marcella, I’ll save you some Florentines and macaroons.
BeautifulThingsEveryday: Your real plan is to make me fat.
susan-oh-susan: Revenge is sweet. Did I mention… all my babies are coming home!
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