Category Archives: Cherry Pie Cure + Susan’s Writing Cure Blog

Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 8 at 8:01 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Another voice mail from my mother-in-law. In this one, she did ask me if perhaps I was starting menopause early. If I was seeing a therapist.

Trying to be kind, thinking John is evil #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 8 at 8:01 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Another voice mail from my mother-in-law. In this one, she did ask me if perhaps I was starting menopause early. If I was seeing a therapist.

Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 5 at 7:15 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Jerome’s right. Bliss is boring. Wonderfully boring. I mean… it’s boring to write about. No, not boring. Redundant. I don’t want to write about how happy

Bliss is boring but in a wonderful way #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / may 5 at 7:15 am / uncategorized / 6 comments Jerome’s right. Bliss is boring. Wonderfully boring. I mean… it’s boring to write about. No, not boring. Redundant. I don’t want to write about how happy

Apartment report #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 29 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Reza’s apartment is very nice—I don’t know why he was so concerned about taking me there. It’s pretty Spartan, but very clean for a place that

Apartment report #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 29 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 8 comments Reza’s apartment is very nice—I don’t know why he was so concerned about taking me there. It’s pretty Spartan, but very clean for a place that

Adult children #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 25 at 6:45 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Tyler came home yesterday. I had a roast chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for him, and chocolate chip cookies and lemon meringue pie. And yes, some

Adult children #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 25 at 6:45 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Tyler came home yesterday. I had a roast chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for him, and chocolate chip cookies and lemon meringue pie. And yes, some

The good news is he’s much older than my sons #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 24 at 9:55 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I told Reza my son was coming home for the summer. “You must be so happy,” he said. And he kissed me. We were in bed.

The good news is he’s much older than my sons #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 24 at 9:55 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I told Reza my son was coming home for the summer. “You must be so happy,” he said. And he kissed me. We were in bed.

Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 22 at 7:38 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John’s mother has left me another voice message. Here is a transcript of what my mother-in-law has to say to me, four months after her son

Apparently, I need Botox, but also some better news #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 22 at 7:38 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments John’s mother has left me another voice message. Here is a transcript of what my mother-in-law has to say to me, four months after her son

Do you think he loves me? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 21 at 6:57 am / uncategorized / 1 comment Do you think he loves me? * 1 comment on Do you think he loves me?: FemmeFataleFun: ❤ … Find out more: Cherry Pie Cure: Cast

Do you think he loves me? #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 21 at 6:57 am / uncategorized / 1 comment Do you think he loves me? * 1 comment on Do you think he loves me?: FemmeFataleFun: ❤ … Find out more: Cherry Pie Cure: Cast

Chicken soup fixes everything (almost) #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 20 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 10 comments Marcella made me send screen shots of the last exchanges with John to the lawyer. And then she made me apply for a credit card in

Chicken soup fixes everything (almost) #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 20 at 12:30 pm / uncategorized / 10 comments Marcella made me send screen shots of the last exchanges with John to the lawyer. And then she made me apply for a credit card in

Fucking John #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 19 at 6:15 pm / uncategorized / 3 comments Fucking John. He really did this: “My saying you could use the credit card as needed was not permission to spend $750 on frivolities, Susan. Please

Fucking John #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 19 at 6:15 pm / uncategorized / 3 comments Fucking John. He really did this: “My saying you could use the credit card as needed was not permission to spend $750 on frivolities, Susan. Please

I went shopping… for clothes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 18 at 11:47 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments I went shopping. OMG. I’m gorgeous. Did I actually write that? I did. Reza’s back. I modelled my new dresses for him. (I also bought two

I went shopping… for clothes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 18 at 11:47 pm / uncategorized / 7 comments I went shopping. OMG. I’m gorgeous. Did I actually write that? I did. Reza’s back. I modelled my new dresses for him. (I also bought two

The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 16 at 9:00 am / uncategorized / 20 comments It’s Easter Sunday, and I’m alone, but I don’t feel alone. It’s… I guess what I mean is, I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Make

The difference between alone and lonely, and also, trying not to hate John, but he makes it very difficult sometimes #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 16 at 9:00 am / uncategorized / 20 comments It’s Easter Sunday, and I’m alone, but I don’t feel alone. It’s… I guess what I mean is, I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Make

OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 12 at 6:47 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I’m sorry, I haven’t been posting. It’s because of all the sex I’m having! OMG. Yes. Caspian, your pie is on its way. Jerome, you’re getting

OMG, and that’s pretty much all I have time to say #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 12 at 6:47 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I’m sorry, I haven’t been posting. It’s because of all the sex I’m having! OMG. Yes. Caspian, your pie is on its way. Jerome, you’re getting

This is true: my husband has a very small penis #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 2 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Well. I texted him. And what I can tell you now is that John? My soon-to-be-ex-husband (I will file things) who wants me to meet his

This is true: my husband has a very small penis #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 2 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 11 comments Well. I texted him. And what I can tell you now is that John? My soon-to-be-ex-husband (I will file things) who wants me to meet his

You will never believe this… #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 1 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 6 comments John and I are back together! He came over and apologized for EVERYTHING! He begged my forgiveness on his knees! * 6 comments on You will

You will never believe this… #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / april 1 at 7:00 am / uncategorized / 6 comments John and I are back together! He came over and apologized for EVERYTHING! He begged my forgiveness on his knees! * 6 comments on You will

I went shopping, not at Safeway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 30 at 7:12 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I was out of all groceries. And I went to Co-op. Which is less convenient and more expensive, and… Do I need to explain? * 4

I went shopping, not at Safeway #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 30 at 7:12 pm / uncategorized / 4 comments I was out of all groceries. And I went to Co-op. Which is less convenient and more expensive, and… Do I need to explain? * 4

So I had to change everyone’s names #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 29 at 11:16 pm / uncategorized / 11 comments I texted with Tyler and Cody texted with Tyler and Nika texted with me and went to see Cody and apparently slept with Cody to calm

So I had to change everyone’s names #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 29 at 11:16 pm / uncategorized / 11 comments I texted with Tyler and Cody texted with Tyler and Nika texted with me and went to see Cody and apparently slept with Cody to calm

OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 8:20 pm / uncategorized / 24 comments OMG, OMG, OMG. He came. Repeatedly. ;P Ok, I’m going to tell you the whole story. Because… I want to. Ok. So I really wasn’t that

OMG, OMG, OMG… OMFG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 8:20 pm / uncategorized / 24 comments OMG, OMG, OMG. He came. Repeatedly. ;P Ok, I’m going to tell you the whole story. Because… I want to. Ok. So I really wasn’t that

He’s coming! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 7:30 pm / uncategorized / 41 comments Reza texted. He is coming over on Monday to do yard work. He works at Safeway all the weekend, but Monday is his day off. So

He’s coming! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 24 at 7:30 pm / uncategorized / 41 comments Reza texted. He is coming over on Monday to do yard work. He works at Safeway all the weekend, but Monday is his day off. So

It’s a Nowruz miracle! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 23 at 7:12 am / uncategorized / 12 comments Marcella! Have you seen the weather reports! Chinook! Chinook! For those of you who don’t know—Chinooks are… these crazy winds. They come over the mountains from

It’s a Nowruz miracle! #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 23 at 7:12 am / uncategorized / 12 comments Marcella! Have you seen the weather reports! Chinook! Chinook! For those of you who don’t know—Chinooks are… these crazy winds. They come over the mountains from

OMG OMG OMG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning. Because. You know. And after work? I finally went to Safeway. I wasn’t going to go find him…

OMG OMG OMG #cherrypiecure

posted by susan-oh-susan / march 22 at 9:20 pm / uncategorized / 22 comments I went to Marcella’s store again this morning. Because. You know. And after work? I finally went to Safeway. I wasn’t going to go find him…