Category Archives: SCREW CHOCOLATE

TONIGHT! Screw Chocolate launches at Owl’s Nest Books – 7 pm

So we are having this amazing LAUNCH PARTY tonight and if you’re in Calgary, I really want you to come! M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2!

TONIGHT! Screw Chocolate launches at Owl’s Nest Books – 7 pm

So we are having this amazing LAUNCH PARTY tonight and if you’re in Calgary, I really want you to come! M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2!

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Last by Mel Vee

This is the LAST piece in the Screw Chocolate Countdown (the LAUNCH & PARTY ARE TOMORROW–you’re coming, right?)–and as soon as I read it, I knew it had to be… the last… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Mel

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Last by Mel Vee

This is the LAST piece in the Screw Chocolate Countdown (the LAUNCH & PARTY ARE TOMORROW–you’re coming, right?)–and as soon as I read it, I knew it had to be… the last… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Mel

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Surprise by PW Zellie

Confession: I’m sure this Valentine is ripe with typos. I’m not a detail-oriented editor at the best of times, and every time I sat down to copy edit this, my left hand would wander down between my legs and then

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Surprise by PW Zellie

Confession: I’m sure this Valentine is ripe with typos. I’m not a detail-oriented editor at the best of times, and every time I sat down to copy edit this, my left hand would wander down between my legs and then

Screw Chocolate Countdown: The Man in Gloom by Beatrice Aucoin

Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features the contribution of Beatrice Aucoin, a poetic essay that explores true love and second chances with the help of the ghost of Wilkie Collins. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Beatrice Aucoin

Screw Chocolate Countdown: The Man in Gloom by Beatrice Aucoin

Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features the contribution of Beatrice Aucoin, a poetic essay that explores true love and second chances with the help of the ghost of Wilkie Collins. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Beatrice Aucoin

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Lotis Cervantes

OMFG, kittens, this piece! Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features an author who writes fiction and love stories as if they were poems; I cannot get enough of their voice. And this title. Jesus: Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Lotis Cervantes

OMFG, kittens, this piece! Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features an author who writes fiction and love stories as if they were poems; I cannot get enough of their voice. And this title. Jesus: Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Reflections Through an Unfrosted February Window by Brooke Nicholas

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues with a piece by an author who usually writes stories about wolves. This is not one of them: Also, that’s an icicle, not a penis or a dildo. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Reflections Through an Unfrosted February Window by Brooke Nicholas

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues with a piece by an author who usually writes stories about wolves. This is not one of them: Also, that’s an icicle, not a penis or a dildo. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Heart-Shaped Dough by Callan Field

Nine days to go! The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today a fiction piece that starts cranky, goes dirty, and might make you drool. Or flinch Maybe other things. By another new-to-YYC Queer Writers and probably to you author: Photography by

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Heart-Shaped Dough by Callan Field

Nine days to go! The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today a fiction piece that starts cranky, goes dirty, and might make you drool. Or flinch Maybe other things. By another new-to-YYC Queer Writers and probably to you author: Photography by

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Months by Ann Zee

Today, Screw Chocolate is PISSED! Because Valentine’s Day sucks. Grrr. What? You got a problem with that? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Ann Zee is an acupuncturist and practitioner of Chinese medicine. She grew up in Vancouver but

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Months by Ann Zee

Today, Screw Chocolate is PISSED! Because Valentine’s Day sucks. Grrr. What? You got a problem with that? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Ann Zee is an acupuncturist and practitioner of Chinese medicine. She grew up in Vancouver but

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Facts and/or Fictions Regarding the Middle by L. Sara Bysterveld

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today with an essay-that-could-be-a-poem about relationships that include… more than two, by an author whose voice I absolutely adore. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: L. Sara Bysterveld answers to Lindsay (her very good

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Facts and/or Fictions Regarding the Middle by L. Sara Bysterveld

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today with an essay-that-could-be-a-poem about relationships that include… more than two, by an author whose voice I absolutely adore. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: L. Sara Bysterveld answers to Lindsay (her very good

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Ode to Me by Tanysia Komers

Time for our seventh Valentine of 2018 and the game–is this one going to be filthy or sweet? Sometimes, it’s kind of hard to tell! Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tanysia Komers is a tall thing with itchy

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Ode to Me by Tanysia Komers

Time for our seventh Valentine of 2018 and the game–is this one going to be filthy or sweet? Sometimes, it’s kind of hard to tell! Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tanysia Komers is a tall thing with itchy

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Shitty Feminist, Not by Dallas Barnes

It’s the first day of my second-least favourite month of the year! But let’s redeem it with some  filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… and, oh my, what the heck is this one about? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Shitty Feminist, Not by Dallas Barnes

It’s the first day of my second-least favourite month of the year! But let’s redeem it with some  filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… and, oh my, what the heck is this one about? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Will It Snow? by Alyssa Linn Palmer

Screw Chocolate 2 launches on February 12 and you know what that means. Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… what type is this one, what do you think? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Alyssa

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Will It Snow? by Alyssa Linn Palmer

Screw Chocolate 2 launches on February 12 and you know what that means. Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… what type is this one, what do you think? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Alyssa

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Rrrr by T

I’m not sure if I told you last year, I came up with Screw Chocolate because I HATE Valentine’s Day? But this year, I. CAN’T. WAIT. Because… Time for some filthy Valentines… (and some sweet ones, too… but this one

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Rrrr by T

I’m not sure if I told you last year, I came up with Screw Chocolate because I HATE Valentine’s Day? But this year, I. CAN’T. WAIT. Because… Time for some filthy Valentines… (and some sweet ones, too… but this one

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Play by HP Longstocking

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. This one, oh, baby… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  HP Longstocking is slightly talented at many things. She

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Play by HP Longstocking

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. This one, oh, baby… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  HP Longstocking is slightly talented at many things. She

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Dear Sarah by Dana Stan

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com Luscious, tender words by Dana Stan. About the poet: Dana Stan is still working on

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Dear Sarah by Dana Stan

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com Luscious, tender words by Dana Stan. About the poet: Dana Stan is still working on

ALTER EGO IN A RED TIE by Lotis Cervantes

Sara and I were dating for almost two years now and everything had been going really well. Until two days ago… ‘Will you marry me?’ We were celebrating her promotion to manager in the bookstore she’s been working in since we

ALTER EGO IN A RED TIE by Lotis Cervantes

Sara and I were dating for almost two years now and everything had been going really well. Until two days ago… ‘Will you marry me?’ We were celebrating her promotion to manager in the bookstore she’s been working in since we

DELIVERY by Elisa Kae

This was one of those days that Emily was glad she could work from home. It was a blustery mid-February afternoon and she was honestly relieved she wouldn’t be inundated by throngs of co-workers asking about her plans for this

DELIVERY by Elisa Kae

This was one of those days that Emily was glad she could work from home. It was a blustery mid-February afternoon and she was honestly relieved she wouldn’t be inundated by throngs of co-workers asking about her plans for this

THE SHY GIRL’s GUIDE TO SEXTING by M. Jane Colette

—Hi. 🙂 —I was just thinking about you too. —Oh, you know. Stuff. —Maybe… what were you thinking? —Oh. —Well… yes, maybe, a little shocked. I didn’t expect you to be so… explicit? —No, not offended, just… —Oh. —Mmmmm. —No…

THE SHY GIRL’s GUIDE TO SEXTING by M. Jane Colette

—Hi. 🙂 —I was just thinking about you too. —Oh, you know. Stuff. —Maybe… what were you thinking? —Oh. —Well… yes, maybe, a little shocked. I didn’t expect you to be so… explicit? —No, not offended, just… —Oh. —Mmmmm. —No…

INSTRUCTIONS by PW Zelli

Kissing, full body contact, legs interlaced, moving slowly, pleasure increases. Sitting up, moving so that clit to clit is enjoyed. Weight back on arms, so that more pressure can be applied. So warm, so wet, so welcome. Laying back now,

INSTRUCTIONS by PW Zelli

Kissing, full body contact, legs interlaced, moving slowly, pleasure increases. Sitting up, moving so that clit to clit is enjoyed. Weight back on arms, so that more pressure can be applied. So warm, so wet, so welcome. Laying back now,

ELIZABETH by Nola Sarina

I meet Elizabeth the first day I finally commit to an $85 monthly membership at a twenty-four-hour all-women’s gym. All I’m thinking about is the ellipticals and the sauna. Also, shedding at least twenty-five pounds. I’m not interested, not at all,

ELIZABETH by Nola Sarina

I meet Elizabeth the first day I finally commit to an $85 monthly membership at a twenty-four-hour all-women’s gym. All I’m thinking about is the ellipticals and the sauna. Also, shedding at least twenty-five pounds. I’m not interested, not at all,