This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

 

Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues?

Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues.

Therapist: You do.

Jane: I don’t.

Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas Ever.” In the second one, the cataclysmic climax occurs at Christmas Dinner…

Jane: Actually, they make it through dinner fine. The explosion comes after…

Therapist: Splitting hairs. Christmas issues. You. Severe. Shall we talk about them?

Jane: No.

from “Therapy,” Queer Christmas in Cowtown (released December 11, 2017)

I won’t talk about them. But apparently, I can’t stop writing about them. Just look at this:

★★★

Stories change the world. Find out how in this baker’s dozen of queer Christmas stories for the twelve days of Christmas & give a gift that makes a difference this Christmas:

Amazon (paperback) Amazon (ebook) Kobo (ebook)
available in select Calgary bookstores–call first for availability–it keeps on selling out!
All profits from this fabulous anthology go to Camp fYrefly

★★★

Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off:

TEXT ME, CUPID: a steamy holiday romance in four episodes
releases DECEMBER 2018 in all formats on all platforms
Episode 1: Messy Christmas (December 6, 2017)
NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AS AN E-BOOK ON AMAZON

★★★

AUDIOBOOK!
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An affair. HEARTBREAK. Consequences.  ABSOLUTION, redemption, and LOVE… in the most unexpected places–a steamy second chance romance unlike any you’ve ever experienced… featuring an ALPHA lover-confessor you haven’t DARED dream about:

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★★★

The Story of O meets Jane Austen for the sexting and blogging generation; an outrageously filthy erotic romance featuring your neighbours, your friends, your parents and your in-laws… and probably you. The entire action unfolds over December; climaxes on Christmas Day. Read with caution:

Tell Me

 Tell Me

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★★★

The audio version of Consequences is a sensuous, intimate, and occasionally overwhelming experience. You can also experience Elizabeth’s erotic tragedy the old-school way:

Consequences Cover With Shadow
Consequences (Of Defensive Adultery)

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★★★

A woman scorned. A blog. An outrageously sexy stock boy. A tribe of strange Internet friends. Flying packages of sex toys. And, a to-die-for cherry pie recipe:

Cherry Pie Cure Cover with Shadow

Cherry Pie Cure

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INTERESTED IN THE INSIDE STORY?

Check out Rough Draft Confessions: NOT a guide to WRITING & selling EROTICA but full of insight insight anyway, M. Jane Colette’s non-fiction collection of essays and “confessions” from inside the writing and publishing process.

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Want the controversial banned from Amazon CUNT versus PUSSY version? Write me at TellMe@mjanecolette.com. 😉

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Want a taste of EVERYTHING? Get a free copy of TASTE ME: the thinking woman’s erotica by M. Jane Colette when you subscribe to my fabulous (and not too frequent) author newsletter:

 💕 YES! MY LIFE NEEDS MORE LOVE LETTERS! 💕

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance Tell Me, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) Consequences (of defensive adultery), and the rom-com (she's versatile) Cherry Pie Cure, as well as the non-fiction collection of essays Rough Draft Confessions: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway. Coming in 2018: Text Me, Cupid, a steamy romance in four episodes. Current WiPs: Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs, All In the Cards, and Un-Valentine. Yes, working on four projects simultaneously is a spectacularly bad idea.

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