This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

 

Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues?

Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues.

Therapist: You do.

Jane: I don’t.

Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas Ever.” In the second one, the cataclysmic climax occurs at Christmas Dinner…

Jane: Actually, they make it through dinner fine. The explosion comes after…

Therapist: Splitting hairs. Christmas issues. You. Severe. Shall we talk about them?

Jane: No.

from “Therapy,” Queer Christmas in Cowtown (released December 11, 2017)

I won’t talk about them. But apparently, I can’t stop writing about them. Just look at this:

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Stories change the world. Find out how in this baker’s dozen of queer Christmas stories for the twelve days of Christmas & give a gift that makes a difference this Christmas:

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All profits from this fabulous anthology go to Camp fYrefly

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Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off:

TEXT ME, CUPID: a steamy holiday romance in four episodes
releases DECEMBER 2018 in all formats on all platforms
Episode 1: Messy Christmas (December 6, 2017)
NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AS AN E-BOOK ON AMAZON

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AUDIOBOOK!
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An affair. HEARTBREAK. Consequences.  ABSOLUTION, redemption, and LOVE… in the most unexpected places–a steamy second chance romance unlike any you’ve ever experienced… featuring an ALPHA lover-confessor you haven’t DARED dream about:

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★★★

The Story of O meets Jane Austen for the sexting and blogging generation; an outrageously filthy erotic romance featuring your neighbours, your friends, your parents and your in-laws… and probably you. The entire action unfolds over December; climaxes on Christmas Day. Read with caution:

Tell Me

 Tell Me

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★★★

The audio version of Consequences is a sensuous, intimate, and occasionally overwhelming experience. You can also experience Elizabeth’s erotic tragedy the old-school way:

Consequences Cover With Shadow
Consequences (Of Defensive Adultery)

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A woman scorned. A blog. An outrageously sexy stock boy. A tribe of strange Internet friends. Flying packages of sex toys. And, a to-die-for cherry pie recipe:

Cherry Pie Cure Cover with Shadow

Cherry Pie Cure

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INTERESTED IN THE INSIDE STORY?

Check out Rough Draft Confessions: NOT a guide to WRITING & selling EROTICA but full of insight insight anyway, M. Jane Colette’s non-fiction collection of essays and “confessions” from inside the writing and publishing process.

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Want the controversial banned from Amazon CUNT versus PUSSY version? Write me at TellMe@mjanecolette.com. 😉

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Want a taste of EVERYTHING? Get a free copy of TASTE ME: the thinking woman’s erotica by M. Jane Colette when you subscribe to my fabulous (and not too frequent) author newsletter:

 💕 YES! MY LIFE NEEDS MORE LOVE LETTERS! 💕

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and the just released TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, and the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown and Screw Chocolate. Coming in 2019: Once Upon A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown.

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