Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues?
Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues.
Therapist: You do.
Jane: I don’t.
Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas Ever.” In the second one, the cataclysmic climax occurs at Christmas Dinner…
Jane: Actually, they make it through dinner fine. The explosion comes after…
Therapist: Splitting hairs. Christmas issues. You. Severe. Shall we talk about them?
from “Therapy,” Queer Christmas in Cowtown (released December 11, 2017)
I won’t talk about them. But apparently, I can’t stop writing about them. Just look at this:
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