Posts Tagged: Messy Christmas

Messy Christmas (or, how not to do a one-night stand) #throwbackthursday #backlistspotlight

I’m an expert in how not to do a one-night stand. Let me tell you about it sometime (not). TEXT ME, CUPID starts with the worst-best one-night stand ever… Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s

Messy Christmas (or, how not to do a one-night stand) #throwbackthursday #backlistspotlight

I’m an expert in how not to do a one-night stand. Let me tell you about it sometime (not). TEXT ME, CUPID starts with the worst-best one-night stand ever… Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s

One Night Stand Gone Wrong, from Messy Christmas #hotread #nsfw #favoritesexsceneever

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-7! So today’s filthy excerpt is the first sex scene from Messy Christmas, which is the first episode of Text Me, Cupid. And, oh. Kittens.

One Night Stand Gone Wrong, from Messy Christmas #hotread #nsfw #favoritesexsceneever

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-7! So today’s filthy excerpt is the first sex scene from Messy Christmas, which is the first episode of Text Me, Cupid. And, oh. Kittens.

1.13 // Dry

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 13 (the final scene of episode 1) Previous: Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 💘 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6

1.13 // Dry

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 13 (the final scene of episode 1) Previous: Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 💘 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6

1.12 // Sex, Stick & Carrot

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 12 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.12 // Sex, Stick & Carrot

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 12 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.11 // Fake Christmas Eve Fails & Victories

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 11 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.11 // Fake Christmas Eve Fails & Victories

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 11 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.10 // Lies, Groceries & Plans

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 10 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.10 // Lies, Groceries & Plans

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 10 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.9 // In Case You Missed It The First Time: Christmas Sucks When You’re Divorced #textmecupid #holidayromance #messychristmas

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 9 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.9 // In Case You Missed It The First Time: Christmas Sucks When You’re Divorced #textmecupid #holidayromance #messychristmas

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 9 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.8 Methadone Fail #textmecupid #messychristmas #hotnewrelease

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 8 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.8 Methadone Fail #textmecupid #messychristmas #hotnewrelease

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 8 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested,

1.7 Routine To The Rescue, Sort Of #textmecupid #messychristmas #newrelease

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 7 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not

1.7 Routine To The Rescue, Sort Of #textmecupid #messychristmas #newrelease

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 7 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation 💘 1.6 // Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not

1.6 Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested, Also, Psychic #textmecupid #messychristmas #holidayread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 6 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 💘  1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation   CUTE, FAB IN THE SACK, NOT INTERESTED,

1.6 Cute, Fab In The Sack, Not Interested, Also, Psychic #textmecupid #messychristmas #holidayread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 6 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 💘  1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 1.5 // The Negotiation   CUTE, FAB IN THE SACK, NOT INTERESTED,

1.5 The Negotiation #textmecupid #messychristmas #fullchapter #holidayread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 5 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 THE NEGOTIATION Monday, December 11 notanightingale: Did I leave my bra—black

1.5 The Negotiation #textmecupid #messychristmas #fullchapter #holidayread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 5 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong 1.4 // Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults 💘 THE NEGOTIATION Monday, December 11 notanightingale: Did I leave my bra—black

1.4 Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults #textmecupid #newrelease #holidayromance

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 4 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong PANTIES, PENISES & BANK VAULTS Thursday, December 7 Waking up with a woman’s lacy panties (black, of course)

1.4 Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults #textmecupid #newrelease #holidayromance

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 4 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger 💘 1.3 // One Night Stand Gone Wrong PANTIES, PENISES & BANK VAULTS Thursday, December 7 Waking up with a woman’s lacy panties (black, of course)

1.3 One Night Stand Gone Wrong #textmecupid #messychristmas #holidayread #fullchapter

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 3 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger ONE NIGHT STAND GONE WRONG Wednesday, December 6 She was gorgeous. Much better looking than her photos, which were typical online tease—half-profile, sunglasses, hat.

1.3 One Night Stand Gone Wrong #textmecupid #messychristmas #holidayread #fullchapter

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 3 Previous: 1.1 // The Challenge  💘 1.2 // The Challenger ONE NIGHT STAND GONE WRONG Wednesday, December 6 She was gorgeous. Much better looking than her photos, which were typical online tease—half-profile, sunglasses, hat.

1.1 // The Challenge #textmecupid #messychristmas #freeread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 1 The Challenge Friday, December 1 PROFILE: notanightingale 38, Straight, Woman, Single, 173 cm, Fit, Caucasian, Speaks English and Other, Attended high school ?, Religion Other (and laughing about it), Never smokes, Never

1.1 // The Challenge #textmecupid #messychristmas #freeread

TEXT ME, CUPID // Episode 1, Scene 1 The Challenge Friday, December 1 PROFILE: notanightingale 38, Straight, Woman, Single, 173 cm, Fit, Caucasian, Speaks English and Other, Attended high school ?, Religion Other (and laughing about it), Never smokes, Never

Did you survive Valentine’s Day?

Did you survive Valentine’s Day, kitten? I did… but it was a close thing. Holy fuck. Key among things I have learned this week: DO NOT launch two titles in one week. This is a variant of last spring’s lesson,

Did you survive Valentine’s Day?

Did you survive Valentine’s Day, kitten? I did… but it was a close thing. Holy fuck. Key among things I have learned this week: DO NOT launch two titles in one week. This is a variant of last spring’s lesson,

This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

  Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues? Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues. Therapist: You do. Jane: I don’t. Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas

This Christmas, explore my Christmas issues

  Therapist: So. Do you want to talk about your Christmas issues? Jane: I don’t have Christmas issues. Therapist: You do. Jane: I don’t. Therapist: Jane, I’ve read your books. The first one actually has a chapter called “Worst Christmas

Text Me, Cupid: MESSY CHRISTMAS

Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story through

Text Me, Cupid: MESSY CHRISTMAS

Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story through