If you’re in #yyc and area, please consider yourself most cordially invited:
Tuesday, December 6
7 to 9 pm
1126 17 Ave SW
& “not cheap” sparkling wine from Spain with a butterfly on the label*
*OK, I realize I should have read and remembered the name on the label. It had a BUTTERFLY on it. Which was BEAUTIFUL.
(This, incidentally, is why obsessing over book covers matters. We’re all shallow, visual creatures at the core.)
Free Event, but RSVP to TellMe@mjanecolette.com … because running out of champagne at a launch party is just so… you know, déclassé.
You: Could I gatecrash at the last minute?
Jane: Maybe. But then no champagne or kisses for you.
Her: Actually, I just want to buy the damn book.
Jane: Awesome. Go HERE quickly. We can’t keep the paperbacks in stock! (Except in the UK. They have two available in the UK again. How badly do you want them? 😛 )
I think the hashtag for the event will be #TellMeLaunch…
Her: But I thought…
Jane: Shut up.
Her: OK, at least tell them…
Jane: No, it was a terrible idea.
Her: Come on…
Jane: No. It wasn’t just a double-entendre, it was like a filthy triple entendre. No.
Her: Are you in denial again about how filthy your book is?
Jane: No. Now go away. I’m trying to write a blog post here…
I’m trying to build a solid mailing/newsletter list through Rough Draft Confessions, and if you join, you will get prezzies and updates about the new books’ releases and other secret things. Go on. Click on that link and come inside. Reward me for not inflicting a pop-up sign up window on you. I know the last thing you need is MORE crap in your in-box… but you definitely need MORE ME in your in-box. Doncha’ think? I promise to send you only sexy, important messages, and only about once a quarter.
If you can’t get enough of me and want to feel connected and loved every day, I be these places:
I’m pausing the game until after the launch, but please get caught up on the pieces so far, and if you have three little words for me, throw them into the queue by commenting on a post, tweeting to @mjanecolette or emailing them to mjanecolette at gmail.com.
For Nicole: Cardamom Knob Wool
For Jenn: Piano River Feather
For Lara: Peasant Cicada Pomegranate
For Paola: Stoked Sunrise Ferocity
For Nina: Crimson Brilliant Moon
For Cathy: Elated Chocolate Tears
For Lisa: Collar Forgiveness Wind
For Leslie: Train Clouds Mountain
For Grazyna: Anticipation Disappointment Hope
For Tet: Pills Chips Lotion
next up, for Melody: Moonlight for Reflections … which I think she wants me to use as an entire phrase… so what do you think I will do with that?
Her: Something filthy.
Jane: Uncalled for.
Her: You have no idea how to be romantic. Also, the hashtag for the party should be…
Jane: Stop. It.
Where was I? Invited you to the party–check. Pimped Rough Draft Confessions–check. Updated you on #3LittleWords–check.
I think… I think that’s everything.
Is there anything else you want to know?