Remember, I was going to tease you with some chapter titles?
I really love coming up with chapter titles names, by the way. That whole one-twp-three-47 thing… so boring
Judge THIS book by its chapter titles, please!
CUPID IN MONTE CARLO 1: Martina, Patrice & Victor
1-How to pick up a hot girl, or two, with an ice cube
2-It’s all fun and games until someone calls 911
3-Fucking bicurious-but-really-straight women
4-No, I like the cold on my ass
5-Stupid question, queer girl
6-I don’t fuck my models, but I like to paint my lovers—totally, there’s a difference
7-The awkwardness of asking an ex-lover to bail out a new lover’s maybe-future lover whom you also want to fuck
8-You can fuck my people, but don’t fuck with my people, kwim, bitch?
9-And this is why threesomes rarely work, illustrated
10-Aesthetician’s boobs trump the banker, and I’ll have a rum and cock
11-She doesn’t fuck in the studio—it’s her one hard limit
12-What’s next, you hot piece of ass?
Remember what the story was about?
Martina is an amoral artist who needs to stop sleeping with a lover she’s tired of and chasing after a lover who’s so over her.
Patrice is an unemployed hand model who’s run out of hopes and dreams.
Victor is an ambitious accountant saddled with a father who doesn’t understand money—or laws.
They’re screwed. Until they find each other in the not-quite legal hookah bar called Monte Carlo…
If you’re intrigued, Cupid in Monte Carlo 1 releases on May 4, 2020.
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