You can judge a book by its cover but you should really judge it by its chapter titles #cupidinmontecarlo #smokinghotread

Remember, I was going to tease you with some chapter titles?

I really love coming up with chapter titles names, by the way. That whole one-twp-three-47 thing… so boring

 

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Judge THIS book by its chapter titles, please!

CUPID IN MONTE CARLO 1: Martina, Patrice & Victor

1-How to pick up a hot girl, or two, with an ice cube

2-It’s all fun and games until someone calls 911

3-Fucking bicurious-but-really-straight women

4-No, I like the cold on my ass

5-Stupid question, queer girl

6-I don’t fuck my models, but I like to paint my lovers—totally, there’s a difference

7-The awkwardness of asking an ex-lover to bail out a new lover’s maybe-future lover whom you also want to fuck

8-You can fuck my people, but don’t fuck with my people, kwim, bitch?

9-And this is why threesomes rarely work, illustrated

10-Aesthetician’s boobs trump the banker, and I’ll have a rum and cock

11-She doesn’t fuck in the studio—it’s her one hard limit

12-What’s next, you hot piece of ass?

Remember what the story was about?

Martina is an amoral artist who needs to stop sleeping with a lover she’s tired of and chasing after a lover who’s so over her.

Patrice is an unemployed hand model who’s run out of hopes and dreams.

Victor is an ambitious accountant saddled with a father who doesn’t understand money—or laws.

They’re screwed. Until they find each other in the not-quite legal hookah bar called Monte Carlo

If you’re intrigued, Cupid in Monte Carlo 1 releases on May 4, 2020.

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.

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