An Accidental Valentine’s Day Gift for you: A Cupid for Christie #hotread #freeread #gift

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

So… I accidentally wrote a Valentine’s Day story. Yesterday. Happy Hallmark-created holiday. And you can read it, for free–because otherwise, how would it be a gift?)–today.

But, the Greek gods are involved, so there are some strings. Read on…

Hi. My name’s Cupid. And I’m trying to figure out if I can explain to my new friend, Christie, why her take on love is all wrong.

“I’m just done, done, done dating divorced men. And, especially dads. No more single dads, no more part-time dads. You know what I want? I want to be first. I want to come first. And I don’t just mean in bed. I mean, I want to come before the stupid kids’ Christmas concert or violin recital. Or flu. Do you know how often kids get sick? All-the-time. Constantly. That’s it. No more dads.”

Famous last words, right? You know how this story goes. Christie, however, doesn’t…

A short, flirty, FUNNY, a tiny-bit filthy Valentine’s Day Gift from M. Jane Colette.

Free on Kindle Unlimited:

❤️ ❤️ Also getting delivered later today as special gift for newsletter subscribers. Are you getting my love letters yet? CLICK HERE TO GET LOVE LETTERS AND A CUPID FOR CHRISTIE FOR FREE ❤️ ❤️

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, KITTEN!

mjanecolette

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and the just released TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown.

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