The Photograph from “Consequences,” or am I telling the story to you or to your cock? #filthyfridayfeature #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-3! This week, you get the first chapter from Consequences (of defensive adultery). Which remains my best, and also worst-selling, book. Proving… something. Anyway. Enjoy.

The Photograph from “Consequences,” or am I telling the story to you or to your cock? #filthyfridayfeature #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-3! This week, you get the first chapter from Consequences (of defensive adultery). Which remains my best, and also worst-selling, book. Proving… something. Anyway. Enjoy.

A time and a place for everything: The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar #minibookreview #quote

A book review in a quote: The whore’s day ends as the baker’s begins and there is a time for every purpose under heaven. Imogen Hermes Gowar The Mermaid & Mrs. Hancock Publisher’s Description: One September evening in 1785, the merchant Jonah Hancock hears urgent knocking on his front door. One of his

A time and a place for everything: The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar #minibookreview #quote

A book review in a quote: The whore’s day ends as the baker’s begins and there is a time for every purpose under heaven. Imogen Hermes Gowar The Mermaid & Mrs. Hancock Publisher’s Description: One September evening in 1785, the merchant Jonah Hancock hears urgent knocking on his front door. One of his

She stomped on the hat… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Do you have a pre-writing ritual? Mine is to take a pen and start writing. It really can be that easy. Ok. Ready? Go: She stomped on the hat. Twice. But she did not cry. The Rules: Beginners: Set a

She stomped on the hat… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Do you have a pre-writing ritual? Mine is to take a pen and start writing. It really can be that easy. Ok. Ready? Go: She stomped on the hat. Twice. But she did not cry. The Rules: Beginners: Set a

An interlude for an orgasm (from Rough Draft Confessions) #filthyfeaturefriday #hotexcerpt #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-2! This is one of the first erotic shorts I wrote, and it just makes me really happy that it doesn’t utterly suck. Also, it’s

An interlude for an orgasm (from Rough Draft Confessions) #filthyfeaturefriday #hotexcerpt #nsfw

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-2! This is one of the first erotic shorts I wrote, and it just makes me really happy that it doesn’t utterly suck. Also, it’s

Best. Writing. Prompt. Ever. #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

All I’ve got to say today is you’re welcome. The towel was soaked, and so was she. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s

Best. Writing. Prompt. Ever. #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

All I’ve got to say today is you’re welcome. The towel was soaked, and so was she. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s

Jane has Christmas issues and needs therapy #filthyfeaturefriday #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-1! So virtually every single one of my novels is a Christmas book. Really. Either the inciting incident or the “oh-my-god-how-did-things-get-this-fucked-up” point happens at Christmas.

Jane has Christmas issues and needs therapy #filthyfeaturefriday #hotread

HOLIDAY Filthy Friday Feature aka Jane has Christmas issues and solves them with orgasms episode 2019-1! So virtually every single one of my novels is a Christmas book. Really. Either the inciting incident or the “oh-my-god-how-did-things-get-this-fucked-up” point happens at Christmas.

Michael Pritchard reads me to sleep with Rex Stout’s Some Buried Caesar #audiobook #minibookreview #rexsout

I love Rex Stout. Actually, he’s a misogynist, narrow-minded prick. Much like his creation Nero Wolfe. Who I really love is Archie Goodwin. OMFG, do I love Archie Goodwin. Archie is… suave, smooth–sexist, of course, but in that sweet way

Michael Pritchard reads me to sleep with Rex Stout’s Some Buried Caesar #audiobook #minibookreview #rexsout

I love Rex Stout. Actually, he’s a misogynist, narrow-minded prick. Much like his creation Nero Wolfe. Who I really love is Archie Goodwin. OMFG, do I love Archie Goodwin. Archie is… suave, smooth–sexist, of course, but in that sweet way

Let me tell you what your future holds at the Wall of Fire Book Launch & Masquerade Nov 22, 2019 at c-space in yyc #yycliterary #booklaunch #yycevent

So if you follow my Instagram (@mjanecolette), you might have noticed I have a thing for Tarot cards. (I’ve also got a WIP called All In the Cards, the heroine of which is a fake Tarot card reader, but it’s

Let me tell you what your future holds at the Wall of Fire Book Launch & Masquerade Nov 22, 2019 at c-space in yyc #yycliterary #booklaunch #yycevent

So if you follow my Instagram (@mjanecolette), you might have noticed I have a thing for Tarot cards. (I’ve also got a WIP called All In the Cards, the heroine of which is a fake Tarot card reader, but it’s

You’ll have fun with this one… #writingprompts #janeausten #dirtywritingsecrets

Oh, the places you’ll go with this one, kittens: Jane Austen, on acid. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a

You’ll have fun with this one… #writingprompts #janeausten #dirtywritingsecrets

Oh, the places you’ll go with this one, kittens: Jane Austen, on acid. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a

The Anodyne Necklace by Martha Grimes #minibookreview #murdermysteries

Martha Grimes’ Richard Jury mysteries are among my go-to reads when I need to soothe myself with excellent writing, characters drawn to life, and believable plots. This has been the latest one I’ve revisited, but it’s been so long, I

The Anodyne Necklace by Martha Grimes #minibookreview #murdermysteries

Martha Grimes’ Richard Jury mysteries are among my go-to reads when I need to soothe myself with excellent writing, characters drawn to life, and believable plots. This has been the latest one I’ve revisited, but it’s been so long, I

This week’s writing prompt is the worst thing you can ever hear, or say to someone… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Happy Monday, kittens. Now, let’s go dark: “I can’t forgive that.” The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or

This week’s writing prompt is the worst thing you can ever hear, or say to someone… #writingprompts #dirtywritingsecrets

Happy Monday, kittens. Now, let’s go dark: “I can’t forgive that.” The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or

Little Book of Feminist Saints by Julia Pierpoint illustrated by Manjit Thapp #allsaintsday #minibookreview

Today is All Saints Day in the Catholic religion, and I’m observing it by reading Julia Pierpoint’s Little Book of Feminist Saints, with gorgeous illustrations by Manjit Thapp. The collection includes obvious choices, such as my beloved Frida Kahlo: The reason

Little Book of Feminist Saints by Julia Pierpoint illustrated by Manjit Thapp #allsaintsday #minibookreview

Today is All Saints Day in the Catholic religion, and I’m observing it by reading Julia Pierpoint’s Little Book of Feminist Saints, with gorgeous illustrations by Manjit Thapp. The collection includes obvious choices, such as my beloved Frida Kahlo: The reason

Douglas Copeland wants to know why you don’t dress like this every day #halloween #quote #flyyourfreakflag

Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you dressing up? What are you wearing? Would you wear it yesterday… or tomorrow? Douglas Copeland thinks you should: I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year,

Douglas Copeland wants to know why you don’t dress like this every day #halloween #quote #flyyourfreakflag

Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you dressing up? What are you wearing? Would you wear it yesterday… or tomorrow? Douglas Copeland thinks you should: I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year,

He would not touch her #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

No foreplay today, just go: He would not touch her. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or two

He would not touch her #writingprompt #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

No foreplay today, just go: He would not touch her. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to 15 minutes. If you’re just beginning a writing practice, write for five minutes. That’s enough. Then add a minute or two

I’m Afraid of Men by VIVEK SHRAYA #minibookreview

I’ve been meaning to read Vivek Shraya’s I’m Afraid of Men ever since the book came out in 2018. I almost met Shraya when she was named one of Avenue Magazine’s Top 40 Under 40 in 2017 (almost, because there

I’m Afraid of Men by VIVEK SHRAYA #minibookreview

I’ve been meaning to read Vivek Shraya’s I’m Afraid of Men ever since the book came out in 2018. I almost met Shraya when she was named one of Avenue Magazine’s Top 40 Under 40 in 2017 (almost, because there

Aldous Huxley on why comfort and happiness are not enough #iwantsin #quote #whosaidthat

Everyone once in a while, when someone tells me, “I just want to be happy,” I start quoting Aldous Huxley at them… But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom,

Aldous Huxley on why comfort and happiness are not enough #iwantsin #quote #whosaidthat

Everyone once in a while, when someone tells me, “I just want to be happy,” I start quoting Aldous Huxley at them… But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom,

Today’s writing prompt is an answer to a question asked off-page #writingprompts #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

Ready? The question is asked off-page. You begin with the answer: “Hard.” Who said it? What was the question? Do you need to reveal any of it to the reader? Go. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to

Today’s writing prompt is an answer to a question asked off-page #writingprompts #amwriting #dirtywritingsecrets

Ready? The question is asked off-page. You begin with the answer: “Hard.” Who said it? What was the question? Do you need to reveal any of it to the reader? Go. The Rules: Beginners: Set a timer for five to

The Modern Tarot by Michelle Tea #bookreview #tarot

Today I want to introduce you to Michelle Tea, an American author, poet, and literary arts organizer whose (primarily) “autobiographical works explore queer culture, feminism, race, class, prostitution, and other topics.” (I quoth Wikipedia because I am lazy busy today.)

The Modern Tarot by Michelle Tea #bookreview #tarot

Today I want to introduce you to Michelle Tea, an American author, poet, and literary arts organizer whose (primarily) “autobiographical works explore queer culture, feminism, race, class, prostitution, and other topics.” (I quoth Wikipedia because I am lazy busy today.)

Colette (not me, the “real” one) on eye contact #quote #whosaidthat

Today, a moment with Colette… Not me. That Colette, the famous French author whom I honour in my pen name. When she raises her eyelids, it’s as if she were taking off all her clothes. ― Colette I think this

Colette (not me, the “real” one) on eye contact #quote #whosaidthat

Today, a moment with Colette… Not me. That Colette, the famous French author whom I honour in my pen name. When she raises her eyelids, it’s as if she were taking off all her clothes. ― Colette I think this

Cherry Pie Cure: because a good pie CAN cure a broken heart and you know it

Ok, first of all, I gotta tell you… Actually, you know what? I won’t. Tell you. Because although I could say much about Cherry Pie Cure–how I wrote it (it was insane)–how and why it was nominated for the IBA

Cherry Pie Cure: because a good pie CAN cure a broken heart and you know it

Ok, first of all, I gotta tell you… Actually, you know what? I won’t. Tell you. Because although I could say much about Cherry Pie Cure–how I wrote it (it was insane)–how and why it was nominated for the IBA