Screw Chocolate Countdown: Last by Mel Vee

This is the LAST piece in the Screw Chocolate Countdown (the LAUNCH & PARTY ARE TOMORROW–you’re coming, right?)–and as soon as I read it, I knew it had to be… the last… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Mel

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Last by Mel Vee

This is the LAST piece in the Screw Chocolate Countdown (the LAUNCH & PARTY ARE TOMORROW–you’re coming, right?)–and as soon as I read it, I knew it had to be… the last… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Mel

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Surprise by PW Zellie

Confession: I’m sure this Valentine is ripe with typos. I’m not a detail-oriented editor at the best of times, and every time I sat down to copy edit this, my left hand would wander down between my legs and then

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Surprise by PW Zellie

Confession: I’m sure this Valentine is ripe with typos. I’m not a detail-oriented editor at the best of times, and every time I sat down to copy edit this, my left hand would wander down between my legs and then

Screw Chocolate Countdown: The Man in Gloom by Beatrice Aucoin

Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features the contribution of Beatrice Aucoin, a poetic essay that explores true love and second chances with the help of the ghost of Wilkie Collins. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Beatrice Aucoin

Screw Chocolate Countdown: The Man in Gloom by Beatrice Aucoin

Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features the contribution of Beatrice Aucoin, a poetic essay that explores true love and second chances with the help of the ghost of Wilkie Collins. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Beatrice Aucoin

Screw Chocolate Countdown: She With Them by Tet Millare

Poetry returns to the Screw Chocolate Countdown in this delicious piece from a political activist with the heart of a poet. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tet Millare is a proud queer Filipino-Canadian LGBTQIA+ advocate, community volunteer, and

Screw Chocolate Countdown: She With Them by Tet Millare

Poetry returns to the Screw Chocolate Countdown in this delicious piece from a political activist with the heart of a poet. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tet Millare is a proud queer Filipino-Canadian LGBTQIA+ advocate, community volunteer, and

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Lotis Cervantes

OMFG, kittens, this piece! Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features an author who writes fiction and love stories as if they were poems; I cannot get enough of their voice. And this title. Jesus: Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover by Lotis Cervantes

OMFG, kittens, this piece! Today, the Screw Chocolate Countdown features an author who writes fiction and love stories as if they were poems; I cannot get enough of their voice. And this title. Jesus: Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Reflections Through an Unfrosted February Window by Brooke Nicholas

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues with a piece by an author who usually writes stories about wolves. This is not one of them: Also, that’s an icicle, not a penis or a dildo. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Reflections Through an Unfrosted February Window by Brooke Nicholas

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues with a piece by an author who usually writes stories about wolves. This is not one of them: Also, that’s an icicle, not a penis or a dildo. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Heart-Shaped Dough by Callan Field

Nine days to go! The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today a fiction piece that starts cranky, goes dirty, and might make you drool. Or flinch Maybe other things. By another new-to-YYC Queer Writers and probably to you author: Photography by

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Heart-Shaped Dough by Callan Field

Nine days to go! The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today a fiction piece that starts cranky, goes dirty, and might make you drool. Or flinch Maybe other things. By another new-to-YYC Queer Writers and probably to you author: Photography by

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Months by Ann Zee

Today, Screw Chocolate is PISSED! Because Valentine’s Day sucks. Grrr. What? You got a problem with that? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Ann Zee is an acupuncturist and practitioner of Chinese medicine. She grew up in Vancouver but

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Months by Ann Zee

Today, Screw Chocolate is PISSED! Because Valentine’s Day sucks. Grrr. What? You got a problem with that? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Ann Zee is an acupuncturist and practitioner of Chinese medicine. She grew up in Vancouver but

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Facts and/or Fictions Regarding the Middle by L. Sara Bysterveld

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today with an essay-that-could-be-a-poem about relationships that include… more than two, by an author whose voice I absolutely adore. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: L. Sara Bysterveld answers to Lindsay (her very good

Screw Chocolate Countdown: 14 Facts and/or Fictions Regarding the Middle by L. Sara Bysterveld

The Screw Chocolate Countdown continues today with an essay-that-could-be-a-poem about relationships that include… more than two, by an author whose voice I absolutely adore. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: L. Sara Bysterveld answers to Lindsay (her very good

WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. This is my next HOT EVENT: SULTRY & sweet SUMMER reads YYC – June 24 – visit the landing page for more info and,

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WELCOME!

Hi. I’m M. Jane Colette and I write love stories for grown-ups and erotica for smart people. This is my next HOT EVENT: SULTRY & sweet SUMMER reads YYC – June 24 – visit the landing page for more info and,

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Screw Chocolate Countdown: Ode to Me by Tanysia Komers

Time for our seventh Valentine of 2018 and the game–is this one going to be filthy or sweet? Sometimes, it’s kind of hard to tell! Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tanysia Komers is a tall thing with itchy

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Ode to Me by Tanysia Komers

Time for our seventh Valentine of 2018 and the game–is this one going to be filthy or sweet? Sometimes, it’s kind of hard to tell! Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author: Tanysia Komers is a tall thing with itchy

She’s Coming…

Are you ready? It’s almost time… PRE-ORDER DELAYED VALENTINE TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) Love Story (for 21st century adults) in Four Episodes BY M. JANE COLETTE DELAYED VALENTINE Text Me Cupid, Episode Two Bringing In The New Year

She’s Coming…

Are you ready? It’s almost time… PRE-ORDER DELAYED VALENTINE TEXT ME, CUPID A (slightly dirty) Love Story (for 21st century adults) in Four Episodes BY M. JANE COLETTE DELAYED VALENTINE Text Me Cupid, Episode Two Bringing In The New Year

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Shitty Feminist, Not by Dallas Barnes

It’s the first day of my second-least favourite month of the year! But let’s redeem it with some  filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… and, oh my, what the heck is this one about? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Shitty Feminist, Not by Dallas Barnes

It’s the first day of my second-least favourite month of the year! But let’s redeem it with some  filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… and, oh my, what the heck is this one about? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Will It Snow? by Alyssa Linn Palmer

Screw Chocolate 2 launches on February 12 and you know what that means. Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… what type is this one, what do you think? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Alyssa

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Will It Snow? by Alyssa Linn Palmer

Screw Chocolate 2 launches on February 12 and you know what that means. Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too… what type is this one, what do you think? Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  Alyssa

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Rrrr by T

I’m not sure if I told you last year, I came up with Screw Chocolate because I HATE Valentine’s Day? But this year, I. CAN’T. WAIT. Because… Time for some filthy Valentines… (and some sweet ones, too… but this one

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Rrrr by T

I’m not sure if I told you last year, I came up with Screw Chocolate because I HATE Valentine’s Day? But this year, I. CAN’T. WAIT. Because… Time for some filthy Valentines… (and some sweet ones, too… but this one

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Play by HP Longstocking

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. This one, oh, baby… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  HP Longstocking is slightly talented at many things. She

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Play by HP Longstocking

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. This one, oh, baby… Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com About the author:  HP Longstocking is slightly talented at many things. She

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Dear Sarah by Dana Stan

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com Luscious, tender words by Dana Stan. About the poet: Dana Stan is still working on

Screw Chocolate Countdown: Dear Sarah by Dana Stan

So… February’s coming up. And you know what that means… Time for some filthy Valentines… and some sweet ones, too. Photography by Leslie Pringle // wrrldgrrl.com Luscious, tender words by Dana Stan. About the poet: Dana Stan is still working on

TELL ME… where do I buy the damn books?

TEXT ME, CUPID CHERRY PIE CURE CONSEQUENCES TELL ME ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN SCREW CHOCOLATE TELL ME… what are your books about? I write tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women

TELL ME… where do I buy the damn books?

TEXT ME, CUPID CHERRY PIE CURE CONSEQUENCES TELL ME ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS QUEER CHRISTMAS IN COWTOWN SCREW CHOCOLATE TELL ME… what are your books about? I write tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women

SCREW CHOCOLATE 2

Hate Valentine’s Day? Good. Have I got something for you… M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2! Roses, cupid’s arrows, chocolate—chocolate? Screw chocolate! Queer up Valentine’s Day

SCREW CHOCOLATE 2

Hate Valentine’s Day? Good. Have I got something for you… M. Jane Colette (that’s me) & YYC Queer Writers (that’s my awesome peeps) present Screw Chocolate, Volumes 1 & 2! Roses, cupid’s arrows, chocolate—chocolate? Screw chocolate! Queer up Valentine’s Day

THANK YOU for an AMAZING 2017

On this last day of December, I want to shower you with love and kisses, and thank you for an incredible 2017. I’m ending the year rather exhausted, and promising myself that my theme for 2018 is sustainability, and my

THANK YOU for an AMAZING 2017

On this last day of December, I want to shower you with love and kisses, and thank you for an incredible 2017. I’m ending the year rather exhausted, and promising myself that my theme for 2018 is sustainability, and my