Do you want to listen to a teaser?

When I was planning the Tell Me launch party, I reached out, casually and awkwardly, to an acquaintance from the past, who knew me in a totally not-an-ER-writer kind of context, and I said, “So. Um… you don’t know about this side of me at all, but I write these… smutty books… and, um, I have this party, you want to come?”

And she said, “So… um, you don’t know this about me at all, but I also write smutty stories and I actually read/record other people’s smut for them.”

She read and recorded a few snippets of Tell Me for the launch party and let me tantalize readers with an audio taste of the book at the Dirty Listening Stations we set up at the party.

It was awesome.

I was so very grateful.

And oh, boy, were those listeners ever teased. Titillated. Other things.

So when she asked if I wanted to tease readers with some audio for Consequences, I said, “Yes! Yes! Yes!”

Want to hear it?

It’s pretty clean, astoundingly 😉 but probably NSFW anyway, and if your children are around, slip on some head phones. It’s THE teaser that sold the book, and I’ve shared it with you here, if you prefer/need to read it. But oh, baby, get yourself some headphones and LISTEN TO THIS, read by the talented Elisa Kae:

…and she just told me she’s just recorded an entire chapter. Wanna hear it?

About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance TELL ME, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery), the award-winning rom-com (she's versatile) CHERRY PIE CURE, and TEXT ME, CUPID--a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults who don't believe in love... but want it anyway. A sought-after speaker and presenter, Colette is also the author of the Dirty Writing Secrets Series, which includes the non-fiction collection of essays ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONS: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway, 101 FLIRTY WRITING PROMPTS TO SEDUCE YOUR MUSE, and ORGANIZED CREATIVE. She's also the curator of the fab YYC Queer Writers anthologies Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Screw Chocolate, and A Queer Summer Night's in Cowtown. Releasing Spring 2020: CUPID IN MONTE CARLO.


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