I’m going to throw you into the middle of a conversation. Ready? Go:
Indeed. Although, to be frank, there was a rather prolonged period in my life when I thought adultery was hot. And I miss your wedding ring, a little.
-That’s because you’re a psychopath.
I’m an artist with mildly sociopathic tendencies and a lack of comfort with dominant social mores. But enough about me. This is your story.