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m jane colette’s left-brain persona sold out long ago. She wears severely-cut suits of black, blue and only that shade of green (“No, not that shade—have you seen the colour of my hair and eyes? Please. Let’s coordinate.”) and spends a lot of time in board rooms, offices, and “war rooms” (what a name!) parsing lies. It’s a living.

(But, oh, what a plethora of source material…)

Her right-brain persona longs to be an iconoclast and an artist. When nobody’s looking, she writes poetry (badly) and throws colours at paper (not quite as badly).

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Tell Me is her left side’s and right side’s first collaboration.

You: “What’s with this talking about yourself in the third person thing?”

Me: “My therapist says it’s a coping-defensive-distancing technique. But it doesn’t do a lot of harm.”

You: “You sure? Cause it’s kind of creepy.”

Me: “Don’t judge me.”

They’re both inordinately fond of parentheses, em-dashes and non-sequiteurs.

Left: “It’s how you knock ‘Them’ off-balance, before you move in for the kill.”

Right: “It’s how you defy the grammar-unartists and let language sing.”

They have the same taste in shoes.

Left: “It’s more of a fetish.”

Right: “Definitely a fetish. And not a cheap one. That’s why I let her sell out, by the way.”

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They’re overwhelming and exhausting.

You: “I bet.”

Me: “You don’t know the half of it.”

But they give a kick-ass interview.

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About mjanecolette

Writer. Reader. Angster. Reformed Bohemian (not). Author of the erotic romance Tell Me, the erotic tragedy (with a happy ending) Consequences (of defensive adultery), and the rom-com (she's versatile) Cherry Pie Cure, as well as the non-fiction collection of essays Rough Draft Confessions: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside inside anyway. Coming in 2018: Text Me, Cupid, a steamy romance in four episodes. Current WiPs: Queer Christmas in Cowtown, Jewel of the Not-So-Spectacular Boobs, All In the Cards, and Un-Valentine. Yes, working on four projects simultaneously is a spectacularly bad idea.

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