Posts Tagged: words on the floor

Can you tell what this is?
It was a productive weekend. mjc

Are mornings after always awkward?
HER: “Um… so… question.” ME: “Yes?” HER: “Are morning after… always awkward? Is that just the way it is?” ME: “I don’t know. I don’t do mornings.” Love it. The problem is nobody I’m writing about right now would say

Are mornings after always awkward?
HER: “Um… so… question.” ME: “Yes?” HER: “Are morning after… always awkward? Is that just the way it is?” ME: “I don’t know. I don’t do mornings.” Love it. The problem is nobody I’m writing about right now would say

What to say when he asks, “What are you like in bed?”
From this work in progress that happened on a plane while I was supposed to be analyzing THAT project that nobody really wanted but everyone was waiting for: “What are you like in bed?” he asks. Abruptly, rudely. To shock.

What to say when he asks, “What are you like in bed?”
From this work in progress that happened on a plane while I was supposed to be analyzing THAT project that nobody really wanted but everyone was waiting for: “What are you like in bed?” he asks. Abruptly, rudely. To shock.

Delusions
“But you don’t understand. I want to keep my delusions!” She says it, and I love the line, but it just doesn’t work, it screws everything up, and I have to cut it, and I weep. Just a little. mjc

Delusions
“But you don’t understand. I want to keep my delusions!” She says it, and I love the line, but it just doesn’t work, it screws everything up, and I have to cut it, and I weep. Just a little. mjc

Words on the floor
“Potentiate” should not be a word. Ever. (As a verb, as in, “to potentiate.” From “potential.” “Potentate” is acceptable, although probably pretentious.) Neither should tumescent. Unless used in conjunction with tumour, purely in an ironic and metaphorical, never medical, context.

Words on the floor
“Potentiate” should not be a word. Ever. (As a verb, as in, “to potentiate.” From “potential.” “Potentate” is acceptable, although probably pretentious.) Neither should tumescent. Unless used in conjunction with tumour, purely in an ironic and metaphorical, never medical, context.