TEXT ME, CUPID
A (slightly dirty) Love Story
(for 21st century adults)
in Four Episodes
BY M. JANE COLETTE
Text Me Cupid, Episode Three
Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off. Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story in the four episodes of TEXT ME, CUPID: a (slightly dirty) love story for 21st century adults.
In Episode 3: Bittersweet Halloween, Will comes back to town after four months away, and all he wants is Florence. Florence is almost ready for a relationship. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe? But she’s got issues.
Florence Gunn: Tomorrow?
Will Ornot: Tomorrow. Excited?
Florence Gunn: Maybe.
Will Ornot: You’re such a bitch. Admit you’re excited.
Florence Gunn: I said, maybe.
Will Ornot: Tell me you missed me.
Florence Gunn: How could I miss you? We texted every single day.
Will Ornot: not every single day
Florence Gunn: Every. Single. Day.
Will Ornot: Florence?
Florence Gunn: Will?
Will Ornot: Would it kill you to admit that a) this is a relationship and b) you missed me and c) you’re excited that I’m coming home tomorrow?
Florence Gunn: Suppose it does? Is that a risk you’re willing to take?
Will Ornot: WTF?
Florence Gunn: Suppose it does kill me to admit that a) this is a relationship and b) I missed you and c) I’m excited that you’re coming home tomorrow? Is that a risk you’re willing to take?
Will Ornot: 🙂
Will Ornot: I saw what you did there.
It Might Kill Me – Monday, August 20
Fantasies and Expectations – Tuesday, August 21
Homecoming – Tuesday, August 21
Not For You – Wednesday, August 22
Perspective, Not Wanted – Thursday, August 23
Bad, Bad Idea – Monday, August 27
Routine, Enjoyed, Then Thwarted – Tuesday, September 18
Always Clean Up After a Mid-Day Quickie – Friday, September 28
I’ll Take Anything – Thursday, October 4
Demons, 1 – Sunday, October 7
Demons, 2 – Sunday, October 7
She’d Need Him – Sunday, October 7
Or, Not – Monday, October 8
She’d Reach Out, Any Time Now – Tuesday, October 16
I Need to Hurt You – Wednesday, October 17
Love’s Not Selfish – Wednesday, October 17
Fuck You, Mick Jagger – Thursday, October 25
BFFs, M-F style – Friday, October 26
Like An Invisibility Cloak – Saturday, October 27
To Club A Baby Seal – Saturday, October 27
Words – just after midnight, Sunday, October 28
More Words, Even Those Three – slightly later, but still too fucking early in the morning, Sunday, October 28
Jane: Bittersweet Halloween is the third episode in the TEXT ME, CUPID series: a steamy love story in four episodes, featuring a hero and heroine with a painful past, a complicated present, and… well… what’s going to happen in their future?
If you insist on going straight into Delayed Valentine, I do provide you with a bit of “this is what happened to bring Will and Florence to this place.” But it’s tricky. Pretty much everything in the plot is a spoiler. I go from spoiler to spoiler to spoiler. To spoiler. Frankly, even the chapter titles are spoilers. Really. But it’s so good. You’ll love it.
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