TEXT ME, CUPID

TEXT ME, CUPID
A (slightly dirty) Love Story
(for 21st century adults)
in Four Episodes

BY M. JANE COLETTE

Holiday stress has never been this hot

Meet Florence: I’ve done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I’m done with that. Honestly. I’m just looking for some casual sex.  All I’m interested in is a one night stand, or several—not all of them with you. Just making it clear that I’m interested in playing with multiple partners. I don’t want to get attached and I don’t want you to get attached.

Meet Will: I’m reeling from a recent divorce and incapable of having a meaningful relationship, possibly even a meaningful conversation. The only upside to my situation is that after fifteen years of monogamy I get to chase all the strange I want.

He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off.

Still—they’re not going to fall in love. They are not.

Not even if this one night stand has 365 days.

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Experience their unique, hilarious, and heart-wrenching love story through 2018, as we lead up to the paperback release of the full novel at Christmas 2018:

💕 Text Me, Cupid: a steamy holiday romance in four episodes 💕

ALL-4-EPISODES-IN-1
paper // AUDIO // digital
COMING DECEMBER 2018

ON ALL PLATFORMS // in all stores

★★★

Note: The first episode of Text Me, Cupid was also released in “real time,” chapter by chapter, on my Facebook page and on Book+Main from December 1, 2017! My handle on Book+Main is, of course, @mjanecolette, also known as user 18443 (https://bookandmainbites.com/mjanecolette).

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COMING OCTOBER 1, 2018

COMING NOVEMBER 2018

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Meet Will and Florence. He’s freshly divorced and in denial. She’s twice-burnt and prickly. They’re a terrible idea. They know this. But every time their eyes meet, their clothes come off.

Meet Florence:

“I’ve done this before, looking for a partner or soul mate or someone-to-grow-to-love, and you know what? I’m done with that. Honestly. I’m just looking for some casual sex. A one night stand. Specifically, during December, because it’s a weird season.”

She’s shallow:

“I don’t respond to creeps, children, married men, or fat people. Sorry. I am that shallow. I might consider couples, if you’re both fit and cute. (Shallow. Really shallow. I’m not kidding about that.)”

She really is that shallow:

“You’re not teasing about the hair? I can do bald, but only if it comes with killer abs.”

This is Will:

“I’m reeling from a recent divorce and incapable of having a meaningful relationship. The only upside to my situation is that after fifteen years of monogamy I get to chase all the strange I want.”

Will has plans:

In this head, she was already naked. Was she going to be covered with freckles? God, yes—freckles everywhere. He would find every single one.

Did I mention, Will has plans?

“See, I’ve only known you for five minutes, and I already know you like to be in control. We’re going to change that.”

Florence likes him:

“You’re very sweet. And cute. Totally as advertised. Fit. Hair. Also, as tall as your profile said, which is a bonus. Do you know that almost all men on dating sites like about their height? They add two inches. And not just to their… you-know-what’s. Seriously.”

But it’s not going to work out:

“You’re so sweet. So hot. But it’s not going to work out. I already know.”

Or is it? Find out, in Messy Christmas (now available), Delayed Valentine (now available), Bittersweet Halloween (October 2018) and Saving Christmas (November 2018).

Releasing in full, in all formats including audio, as TEXT ME, CUPID for  CHRISTMAS 2018.

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 💕 YES! MY LIFE NEEDS MORE LOVE LETTERS! 💕

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