MESSY CHRISTMAS

TEXT ME, CUPID
A (slightly dirty) Love Story
(for 21st century adults)
in Four Episodes

BY M. JANE COLETTE

MESSY CHRISTMAS
Text Me Cupid, Episode One

The Challenge – Friday, December 1
The Challenger – Sunday, December 3
One Night Stand Gone Wrong – Wednesday, December 6
Panties, Penises & Bank Vaults – Thursday, December 7
The Negotiation – Monday, December 11
Cute, Fab in The Sack, Not Interested, Also, Psychic – Friday, December 15
Routine To The Rescue, Sort of – Monday, December 18
Methadone Fail – Monday, December 18, continued
In Case You Missed It The First Time-  Christmas Sucks When You’re Divorced – Tuesday, December 19
Lies, Groceries & Plans: Thursday, December 21
Fake Christmas Eve Fails & Victories – Saturday, December 23 + Sunday, December 24
Sex, Stick & Carrot – Sunday, December 24, continued
Dry – Monday, December 25

You: Thanks, Jane. Thanks. A table of contents. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Jane: Pretty much everything in the plot is a spoiler. I go from spoiler to spoiler to spoiler. To spoiler. Frankly, even the chapter titles are spoilers. Really. But it’s so good. You’ll love it. Look, check out the slide show again:

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